LizzygotDizzy Posted May 8, 2008 Author Share Posted May 8, 2008 Its the pure malice of everyone for him/herself and the ability to barefaced lie through the teeth like crazy in a bid to pick up on something/someone to blame anyone other than themselves when things mess up, usually the weakest first! Thought it was excellent when he brought back 4 of the most spiteful ones to fight it out amongst themselves in the boardroon! classic! I thik what makes it even better is that Sir Alan is quite a jack the lad and doesn't speak with a plum in his mouth, so to hear him calling these so called seriously educated, intelligent, plum in mouth speaking cream of the crop go getters of society that they are stupid dimwits, pathetic no hopers and thick when they mess up even the easiest of tasks, is really funny. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2917-did-anyone-catch-apprentice-last-night/page/5/#findComment-100843 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratty Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Loved it last night - pure class! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2917-did-anyone-catch-apprentice-last-night/page/5/#findComment-100847 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladygooner Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 I think the funniest moment was when Sir Alan suggested Michael might like to drop his trousers to prove he was "a nice jewish boy"! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2917-did-anyone-catch-apprentice-last-night/page/5/#findComment-100883 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 LizzygotDizzy Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------I thik what makes it even better is that> Sir Alan is quite a jack the lad and doesn't speak> with a plum in his mouth, so to hear him calling> these so called seriously educated, intelligent,> plum in mouth speaking cream of the crop go> getters of society that they are stupid dimwits,> pathetic no hopers and thick when they mess up> even the easiest of tasks, is really funny.It's just a TV show in which Sugar is cast as the star (in the Simon Cowell role) and in which the contestants are the stooges: carefully selected so they feed him material to fuel his grizzly testicle-headed on-screen persona. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2917-did-anyone-catch-apprentice-last-night/page/5/#findComment-100888 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keef Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 *bob* you're not wrong, but it is great telly!I loved when Margret said "well Edinburgh isn't what it used to be", cracked me up!Glad those 2 went, although I hope it doesn't get dull now the 2 biggest bitches have gone. Nice to see that Micheal singled out Sara for praise, closely followed by Lucinda! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2917-did-anyone-catch-apprentice-last-night/page/5/#findComment-100922 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 It is great telly. But obviously has nothing to do with recruiting an "Apprentice". Otherwise the shortlist would have been a little better.Amusing me at the moment is: Michael, who has dark, dead eyes - like a shark. Take a look. There's nothing there.. a pit of nothingness.Lucinda - the human equivalent of jelly. The bloke who keeps shouting "that's what I'm talking about". Personally I think Raef ought to be Prime Minister. To be such a prize plonker but still remain likeable is quite a feat. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2917-did-anyone-catch-apprentice-last-night/page/5/#findComment-100932 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Max Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Raef has something of the Talented Mr Ripley about him. I can't help thinking he's some illegitimate son who's usurped the rightful heir by drowning him during a summer exertion and swapping identities. Hence the obsession with costumes and looking the part at all times.EDIT: That should be excursion but exertion sort of works, too. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2917-did-anyone-catch-apprentice-last-night/page/5/#findComment-100945 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keef Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Yeah I'm a big Raef fan, he was freaking out a bit when he realised he wouldn't need jacket and Tue in the heat of the markets!I think they get 2 or 3 people they think could do a job, and fill the other spots with people who will make fools of themselves for the sake of good telly. Plus they only actually get a 1 year contract, so he can cut them loose unless they actually do well.Know what you mean about Lucinda = Jelly. Mrs Keef was cracking up about the way she was getting out the car and running across the roads with her hands up like a Thunderbird puppet. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2917-did-anyone-catch-apprentice-last-night/page/5/#findComment-100947 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bagpuss78 Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Edited posted it twice :-S Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2917-did-anyone-catch-apprentice-last-night/page/5/#findComment-100967 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bagpuss78 Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 'Lucinda - the human equivalent of jelly' Perfect description! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2917-did-anyone-catch-apprentice-last-night/page/5/#findComment-100968 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Watched a few minutes for the first time last night. Funniest/silliest bit of dialogueLanky white guy - 'F*ck!'Asian woman - 'It's bigger than f*ck!'Possibly not too used to swearing then.Suralan can chuck his weight about and humiliate people, because they're prepared to eat shit in order to win the prize at the end, a cash prize, gift-wrapped as a job.Watched some of the follow up show until I saw that Vanessa Feltz was on it, so then went back to Channel 5's toughest prisons doc as the inmates were more bearable. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2917-did-anyone-catch-apprentice-last-night/page/5/#findComment-100978 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Well said, Looch.You're wrong about Vanessa though. Don't diss the Feltz. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2917-did-anyone-catch-apprentice-last-night/page/5/#findComment-100986 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Afraid I can't be doing with her *Bob*, but as the spirit of the nice weather has entered me and melted the iron in my soul I'll try and be positive about her and her London radio show.Vanessa Feltz - a bit more bearable than Jon Gaunt.Vanessa Feltz - talks about herself slightly less than Amanda Platell.Vanessa Feltz - why does she put on 'that' face on telly?Sorry lost it a bit on the last one. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2917-did-anyone-catch-apprentice-last-night/page/5/#findComment-101004 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Feltz has got a great face for the radio. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2917-did-anyone-catch-apprentice-last-night/page/5/#findComment-101007 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 She's fine as long as you can't see her mouth moving. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2917-did-anyone-catch-apprentice-last-night/page/5/#findComment-101010 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 or her batwings. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2917-did-anyone-catch-apprentice-last-night/page/5/#findComment-101014 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marmora Man Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 But how many of these would you be prepared to actually employ / work with / work for?For my money - none of them.Great TV tho' and I try not to miss it.Was thinking last night the buying / bartering task would make a great charity fundraiser. Say 20 teams from the bigger companies in London all paying ?10,000 to enter their "bright young things" for PR and the challenge. Give them each ?500 in cash and invite them to buy a list of obscure items. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2917-did-anyone-catch-apprentice-last-night/page/5/#findComment-101059 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muttley Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Another unmissable episode, this is gripping tv. Michael is living on borrowed time. He's a nasty two-faced little shyster - but it will be great to watch him get fired when it finally happens. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2917-did-anyone-catch-apprentice-last-night/page/5/#findComment-102631 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightyroar Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 I agree, Michael is a slimy nasty little creep. he sooo should have gone tonight.Lucinda is shaping up to be a strong contender despite her raspberry beret. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2917-did-anyone-catch-apprentice-last-night/page/5/#findComment-102636 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TillieTrotter Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 I'm rating Loopy Lou, cockney Lee and Clare. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2917-did-anyone-catch-apprentice-last-night/page/5/#findComment-102680 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladygooner Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 I am really past caring now who should win - they are all pretty useless. Michael should definitely go next week - he is a nasty grovelling little toadie! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2917-did-anyone-catch-apprentice-last-night/page/5/#findComment-102692 Share on other sites More sharing options...
missd Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 cockney Lee annoys me. there's a time and a place for "Come ON!!" and "That's what I'm talking ABOUT!!"Lucinda and Claire seem to be doing well. And for some reason I'm liking Raef too (i am not sure why, and am a little uncomfortable that i do like him!) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2917-did-anyone-catch-apprentice-last-night/page/5/#findComment-102717 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightyroar Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 agreed- the thing with Lee last night is that any one of them could have sold a load of sparkly kecks and honeymoon tat. and it's not exactly rocket science, trying a bit of flattery with the old thong sizes. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2917-did-anyone-catch-apprentice-last-night/page/5/#findComment-102803 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bagpuss78 Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Raef made me crack up last night - "I think we need to remember that those people who are in a size 16-32 dress, are size 16-32 for a reason..........They love cake" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2917-did-anyone-catch-apprentice-last-night/page/5/#findComment-102815 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TillieTrotter Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Me too Bagpuss....laughed out loud at that.>:D Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2917-did-anyone-catch-apprentice-last-night/page/5/#findComment-102825 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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