Quiet room...

[KalamityKel]

Oooo wot a perfect time to pop in - I'm in need of warming up (been frozen at home from lack on central heating and the fan heaters at work dont do too much for the body) and wot do I see... arses! ::o

[dulwichmum]

*Removes enormous cattle prod from handbag*

I am afraid that there is nothing I can do to make it better Mr Popadopalot, it is best for everyone if I put you out of your misery, you can go and join Donkey in the sky...

*BOOM*

Can anyone else smell burning flesh?

[KalamityKel]

My my tis certainly "toastie" in here!

[dulwichmum]

Poor Michael,

the last "slacks" wearer in East Dulwich... and now he is the central heating for the Quiet Room...

[TillieTrotter]

RIP Mr Pagolgoalkdf, aka Mike *wipes a tear from eye*

[SteveT]

dulwichmum wrote:-

and now he is the central heating for the Quiet Room...

Small bore???

[KalamityKel]

I'm lonely :(

[SteveT]

Come and have a hug Kel.

We singles dont get enough hugs in life.

I might change my name to hugless dougless.

[dulwichmum]

Have a drink dear heart. Can I pour you both a large one?

Get off her SteveT, this is turning into a "dignity in the workplace/quiet room" type of issue. I warn you, I have my cattle prod.

PUT HER DOWN!

[KalamityKel]

Awwww DM I wuvs ya soooo much! :))

Steve... u make sure those hands r warm :p

[Michael Palaeologus]

I am not dead, just punctured.

I have a healing salve, can somebody rub it in for me?

[Jah Lush]

*Pops head in door*

*Sorry about the buckshop Mr Pop-a-dope-a-lot, you know who I was aiming for*

*Fortunately for him the Woodford's Reserve and a quick whip round calmed me down*

*Slips out again and heads for Green & Blue to replenish the wine cellar*.

[dulwichmum]

*Blows kiss to Kalam*

*Rushes to Michaels side with special nurses kit.

"Let me apply the special salve dear heart. You know I love you really. Now don't be rude or I shall puncture you again..."

[KalamityKel]

*catches kiss and treasures it forever*

More gin anyone? :))

[dulwichmum]

Just pour it straight on my cornflakes sweetie...

[Jah Lush]

Excuse me but I think I'm going to be sick.

[mockney piers]

I think you'll find a nice cocktail should sort that hangover out Jah ;-)

[Jah Lush]

*Takes Piers advice and heads straight down to the Black Cherry for a Zombie*

[Keef]

*Runs after Jah*

ZOMBIE!!!!!!!

*Has asthma attack and needs a sit down*

[Brendan]

*Shuffles in wearing dressing gown and slippers holding an ice pack on his head*

Zombies has some fruit juice in them don?t they? I?ll have one, sounds like a healthy breakfast.

[Moos]

*Rushes in full of enthusiasm*

Hangover, anyone?! I've been up since 6, and I'm full of beans!

(etc ad nauseam)

*ducks fusillade of flying objects from the groaning heaps on the many and comfy sofas*

[mockney piers]

Yeah, been up at 6 and stillll sitting in an office * Sobs into zombie *

* mmmmmmmm zombie *

[Moos]

what happened to the promising but lazy liberal?? Surely HE wouldn't be working on a Saturday?

(but you have my sympathy, Mockers!)

[KalamityKel]

::o u said the horrible W word :( I'm off to the dreaded place too soon :'(

[citizenED]

*me, me, me too. Up at six too - started out as joyful as a pig in muck, but by now, wilting like a parched flower.*

*anyone in here have a surplus of "second winds"?*