Quiet room...

[Michael Palaeologus]

*That Seal reserve - anybody noticed the big flippery thing in the corner of the road. Seems a bit fishy to me ....*

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

I think you are confusing it with the SBS - I love a man in uniform.

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Where's his big gun then?*

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Thirty known ways to kill without a gun - sigh.

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Do any involve hardboard flooring?*

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

It is a well known fact that bathroom floors can bite you on the bum when no tetanus jab is available!

[dulwichmum]

*Wonders into Quiet room with a large strangely shaped organic pear purchased for ?1.50 from the new shop in the village. Sits behind screen to munch pricey fruit privately - too good to share.*

*Loud munching sound to be heard echoing throughout quiet room...*

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

*Pops in*

Sweet, DM, may I be so bold as to point out that you have a greenfly stuck between your teeth?

*ducks*

[dulwichmum]

"OHMYGOD"... Drops organic fruit in wastepaper basket and sprays with can of lighter fuel. Sets fire to wastepaper bin with match from small box found in bottom of handbag.

Thanks Peckhamgatecrasher profusely.

"Shall we pop a bottle of Krug dear heart?"

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Wonderful - I picked up some oysters earlier ...

[dulwichmum]

Hurrah - I shall just pop behind the screen and see if I can find something appropriate to wear. What kind of look did you have in mind for this evening darling?

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

I think this will do

http://www.metmuseum.org/toah/images/h3/h3_C.I.63.36a-c.jpg

[dulwichmum]

Oh hurrah! I feel a tad under dressed now. I shall dash off to change...

 

[dulwichmum]

How about this? (although I must admit the wig is a little small - I am naturally blonde you know)

http://www.divasthesite.com/images/Diva_Dresses/Jackie_Kennedy_dress.jpg

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Sublime - I do admire you.

My Navy Seals have departed - we are a little short on the male department. Shall I call my dear friend:

http://www.tpr-world.com/graphics/carygrant.jpg

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Right, are we having a do? I'll put my party frock on*

http://www.bbc.co.uk/southyorkshire/stage/panto_2003/images/les_dawson_150.jpg

[dulwichmum]

OHMYGOD, I almost swallowed my veneers! Michael you are just the most entertaining man! Your dress is terribly Pucci you know.

Oh Peckhamgatecrasher - you really keep the most amazing company!

[Narnia]

Dulwich Mum you sound awfully snobbish for someone who mixes with a family of sausage makers! At least I think it was sausages...........it may have been a radio soap in Ireland many years ago.........either way............do you know how to be yourself?

[dulwichmum]

Darling Declan, I am just an average working mother! Please remind me about the family of sausage makers... I have a pounding hangover (one glass of wine following a colonic is pure murder). I find it so much fun to dress up and pretend to be someone else - doesn't every girl?

[Michael Palaeologus]

These Sausage makers, are they blessed? As in

"Blessed are the Sausage makers"

"Here, why are sausage makers so special?"

"Clearly, he doesnt just mean sausage makers, they are indicative of all makers of pork based products*

[dulwichmum]

Oh Michael dear heart, I have been logging on all day in need of an explanation, but none is forthcoming...

[Michael Palaeologus]

Was there much radio coverage of sausage making in Ireland back in "the day"?

[dulwichmum]

I really couldn't comment dear heart, obviously. I consider myself to be of aristocratic Argentinian stock, my mother is from Dublin Baenos Aires, you know.

[Michael Palaeologus]

Is this she.? >:D<

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/872/30038707.JPG

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Dear Michael

I fear you may be turned into this:

http://www.thefoodhall.es/images/FRAY_BENTOS_CORNED_BEEF.JPG