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Wanders into super new revamped lounge. Smiles to self - thinks, "all is familiar..."


Releases small dog from handbag - points long perfectly manicured finger at Michael. Watches dog leap onto Mr Plopalots lap and sink his teeth into front of his trousers.


Looks at Mr MacGabhann and whispers - "darling, you should know better - there is never any reason to be coarse!"


Takes bottle of St Veran from fridge and sits with Mr MacGabhann to observe the side show!

*WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - Its been peaceful for literally weeks and that mad woman comes back from her vacation in some sun kissed paradise and sets her flea-bitten mutt on my privits, sends my much cherished donkey to Australia - in chains and starts showing round her latest Razzle shots !!!*


*Welcome back DM - missed you XX*

*Walks in and looks around the new room*


*Slumps in to brand new Lazy Boy with built in beer cooler*


*Curses luck at not being short listed for the job he wanted, because apparently, although his application was one of the better for content, his language was too casual, and showed that his report writing wouldn't suit bloody Southwark Council's great standards!!!!!! Even though they've never seen one of his reports, and didn't think to ask his current manager if he's any good..... C**TS!!!!* :X


*Pours a worryingly large JD, sparks up a fag and looks around daring someone to challenge him about it*


*Starts flicking through the jb pages of the SLP...... Decides that slashing wrists is the only way forward, and is preferable to continueing employment in Woolwich for evil Greenwich Council!!!!!!*

Trots back into quiet room. Passes large Starbucks latte to lovely Keef as he is hung over from drinking Zombies.


Takes baby wipes from bag and wipes tiny blood splatters from capacious designer handbag. Pours Evian into dog water dish and pats lovely pet on the head.


"Good doggy, well done..."

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