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* emerges from a single point with something of a squelch *

* has a moment of sickening realisation that I'm about 4 feet above three feet to the left of Ant's boat *

* lands in river with surprisingly little splash, flounders a bit and swims to bank *


* towels self down before more successful materialisation on Ant's boat *

* pours glass of Pimms, the life!! *

*surfs up with a roar of outboards going into reverse, bow wave crashes over family of voles trashing their home, propeller wash churns up river bottom and spatters mud across wednesday morning picnickers*


*bikini clad wannabe essex girls titter admiringly and grab for another asti spumanti*


*can't understand disapproving frowns...*

* motions to all that they are welcome aboard luxury 74 foot cruiser upon the Danube, miraculously diverted by the quiet room, much to the chagrin of thousands of central europeans *

* opens 1855 Moet & Chandon with unusual sound not unlike Ant's materialisations *

* pours from Balthazar bottle liberally to all *


* shakes and pours a martini * *dum diddle ah dum dum - de de - dum diddle ah dum dum *

Wakes up with a start,... Jumps out of special chair and grabs enormous handbag -


Thinks to self: "Aah, another hangover".


Feels like brain has become dehydrated and is stuck to one side of the inside of skull...


Walks carefully out of quiet room.


While wondering how great it would be to discuss champagne with Mr Barry Roads girlfriend - Krug really is a favourite of mine...

*sips rather disgusting instant coffee out of ex-housemate's faded Liverpool mug (needs to do washing up, it's not out of choice, sorry Keef!)*


*Hopes the service at the CPT last was good, as was serving Mark, feels a bit bad for giving him the 'one minute' finger when being given ED postcards!*


Edit 12:56pm: *Utters profanities under his breath having dropped a spent match in his coffee by accident*

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