dulwichmum Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 You should be ashamed of yourself, and me a married lady! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/21/#findComment-10738 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 And so all the more alluring ... ;-) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/21/#findComment-10913 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 *Makes the sign of the cross* and shakes fist at Mr Mikewbate;-).DM Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/21/#findComment-10923 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrystalClear Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Sorry guys, am going to have to have a nap, can we keep the perverison down for a while please.*dreams*http://www.shoulderpads.net/characters/gie22.jpg*ahhhhhhhhhh* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/21/#findComment-11001 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chartwell Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Enters quiet room for the first time and by the ability empowered in me in this strange parallel universe, sees the dream of Crystalclear projected in huge format from the top of his head, thinks *the 80s sure had a lot to answer for*! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/21/#findComment-11002 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bagpuss78 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/400/chucklevision_2.jpg*Has Disturbing erotic dream* ::o Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/21/#findComment-11003 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chartwell Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 *makes call for backup to get out of this scary place* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/21/#findComment-11009 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bagpuss78 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 *Wakes up from bad and somewhat disturbing dream**breaths sigh of relief**reassures chartwell this is a nice and safe place to be......honest**vows never to sleep again* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/21/#findComment-11014 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chartwell Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 *while waiting for mob, smiles over to bagpuss78 and feels reassured, contemplates calling mob off and goes in search of Ms Pitstop* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/21/#findComment-11016 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ant Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 *thinks: poor Bagpuss... it's probably all those late-night choons pounding through her wall doing something to her brain* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/21/#findComment-11040 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bagpuss78 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 * to me....to you...to me**ahhhhhhhhhh.......runs through quiet room, not being very quiet* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/21/#findComment-11062 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keef Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 *Mmmm Fallon......**Gives everyone friendly wave and pours a large JD**Thinks to self "looking forward to playing some geeeeeetar tonight* B)*Tells Chartwell that reliable source suggests Ms Pitstop won't be around til later on* ;-) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/21/#findComment-11091 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huguenot Posted April 18, 2007 Author Share Posted April 18, 2007 *strolls into room and smiles at the swelling group of newcomers**scratches nose, somewhat aghast at Crystal's sudden show of gallantry when pet iguanadon looses its leash**scans for batdog, observing little fellow might get himself into trouble...**hmmm, must turn the heating down for summer* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/21/#findComment-11100 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chartwell Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 *thanks Keef for his tip off and hopes that PP is not bound to some chair in desperate need of release**thinks, I wish people would clean up after their pet iguanadon - about to mention same to Huguenot when sees the size of said pet and moves slowly backwards making soft calming noises* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/21/#findComment-11119 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Mr Chartwell,You called? DM Pitstop... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/21/#findComment-11161 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chartwell Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 *smiles at DM on her return, wonders if DM is the 'Clark Kent' to PP's 'Superman(woman)', have the two ever been seen in the same room?*wonders if DM has been away buggy ramming a deli's stack 'em high displays* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/21/#findComment-11207 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot-diggedy Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Enters red faced. No one mentioned the door hinges squeaked so much. About turns immediately. Left the bath running! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/21/#findComment-11275 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockney piers Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 *takes elevator of light down through ceiling directly into quiet room, light dims and dissipates into a sweet smelling mist**almost crown self as slips in puddle covering much of the floor**shrugs shoulders quizically, reaches into beer fridge for ice-cold bottle of cobra**fssshnuck - sips on beer and starts reading Big Book of Facts* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/21/#findComment-11279 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrystalClear Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 ooooh oooooh oh. oh. oh. A big books of facts. Wow. Can I have a go after :) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/21/#findComment-11284 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keef Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 *Dives in through window and carries through in to army style roll, springing straight to feet (whilst all the time carrying a tray of drinks, and not spilling a drop)**Passes round everyone's favourite drinks, and raises glass to EDF friends**Explains that he'll be away for the weekend in Amsterdam visiting family, and even he is not addicted enough to the forum to use web&walk from abroad........ He doesn't think :-S **Wishes everyone a great weekend, and promises to bring back a special cake from one of the many cafes in Amsterdam**Sits in favouite Lazyboy chair, reclines, thinks to self "I'm gonna miss these guys, they're my whole (second) life"**Smiles as he remembers last trip to Amsterdam, and I've-met-jimmy's temporary split personality between man and heineken bottle >:D< * Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/21/#findComment-11292 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Thanks Mr Keef kindly for his drink and waves him fondly goodbye.Holds up sign to Mr Keef - "make mine a slice of Blueberry Starbucks cheesecake". They have a branch over there I assume?DM Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/21/#findComment-11351 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keef Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 *Assures DM I'll do my best, and hugs pal goodbye* *Waves to everyone before flying straight up through the ceiling, leaving a big hole allowing glorious sunshine to burst in to the room* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/21/#findComment-11459 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huguenot Posted April 20, 2007 Author Share Posted April 20, 2007 *wow!**wonders who's going to get the dustpan and brush out* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/21/#findComment-11470 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Takes phone out of enormous handbag, types text message to Ana - "Please attend quickly and bring Dyson"... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/21/#findComment-11505 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bagpuss78 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 *stands under light beaming from gaping hole in roof**"beam me up scotty" giggles to self**sits down realising it wasn't that funny*:-$ Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/21/#findComment-11507 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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