Michael Palaeologus Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Horrible smell of sulphur in here. Has the fragrant Dulwichmum been in?"Muley! Wake up your incorrigble drunk!""Here, have a Bloody Mary, that will sort you out"Opens windows wide, gazes at glorious ED sunshine and the pod of pilot whales happily swimming in the pool"All is well with the world" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/126/#findComment-221852 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 *Puts up 'Keep Out! Building Works In Progress, Closed Until Further Notice' sign on door*... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/126/#findComment-221932 Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDKiwi Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 *wakes up in skip**brushes self down, settles down next to the pool to try and teach the pilot whales to fetch drinks* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/126/#findComment-221938 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muley Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Cheers Mr P, most refreshing. By the way, you do know those pilot whale chaps are still wearing their flying jackets and goggles, and they've landed their sea plane in the swimming pool? Perhaps as senior officer here you should have a word... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/126/#findComment-222025 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 OH GOD! Havent they read the club rules? Typical of your Pilot Whale that is.Why are the builders installing round tables with poles in the middle in the bar? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/126/#findComment-222060 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Well they are Polish builders after all. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/126/#findComment-222071 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 ''Yes that's right Doctor, Muley's still having acid flashbacks...Ok, that's 3 of the large pink pills and 2 of the small shiny black ones. Will do...''*Attaches poster 'COMING SOON! - SHENANIGANS - PRIVATE MEMBERS CLUB'*Attaches second poster 'VACANCIES - MANAGER/BAR STAFF AND 'WAITING ON TABLES' STAFF REQUIRED - MUST HAVE EXPERIENCE OF WORKING WITH LIVE ANIMALS - APPLY WITHIN'... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/126/#findComment-222190 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 *Receives letter of complaint from animal rights group**Amends poster - '...MUST HAVE EXPERIENCE OF WORKING WITH FRUIT AND VEG - APPLY WITHIN'...* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/126/#findComment-222314 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muley Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 "Excuse me, Mr Devil? Mr Red Devil? Do you have Planning Permission for your intended building work? And has it been submitted to Building Control? And isn't the EDF Manor a listed building? In a Conservation Area? And didn't the United Nations list it as a World Heritage Site? And...Erm, excuse me, but I don't think those large pink pills are intended as suppositories""Oi, Gerroff me...let go...gerroff me tail... right, 'ave some of this..."*kicks like a mule* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/126/#findComment-222668 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 *wipes away tear as animal rights group take away Muley to the Devon donkey sanctuary for 'early retirement'*... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/126/#findComment-222752 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muley Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 No no no, I'm not booked in to the donkey sanctuary for the holidays 'til the last two weeks in August. Now, if you'll have a large absinthe & carrot juice ready at midday please barman- I'm off to the pool to practice eskimo rolls in my kayak. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/126/#findComment-222919 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 * Hands over to Muley a 'Kiss Me Quick' hat** Attaches poster - 'SPECIAL OFFER DURING BUILDING WORKS - DONKEY RIDES BY THE POOL! ?1 A GO!** Leaves 'medication' drink for Muley on table...* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/126/#findComment-222935 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 *Strolls in wearily, collapses on Chaise lounge, kicks of 'Hunters' covered in Dorset mud ( smashing 1920s vase on mantlepiece0 takes out earplugs*Billiards anyone? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/126/#findComment-230193 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peckhamgatecrasher Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Baggsy the spotted ball. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/126/#findComment-230198 Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDKiwi Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 I'll keep score....who's got first serve? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/126/#findComment-230213 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 When is bully off? Come on. I am getting bored and my Ginsters pie is getting cold. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/126/#findComment-230229 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Crumbs Mike, you've certainly brought some memories flooding back. I used to love staying up to watch Bullseye with my grandparents. The best bits were the dodgy haircuts but the funniest parts were when some oik that lived on the tenth floor of a council block in Birmingham would win a speedboat or some other bizarrely impractical prize. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/126/#findComment-230234 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 *Checks broken lock on door. Follows muddy boot trail on new Axminster carpet to bar, careful not to trip over broken vase. Finds note on bar written on bookies slip - 'Dear DulwichMum, sorry for finishing off your last bottle of gin'*... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/126/#findComment-230285 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalamityKel Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 bigbadwolf Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Crumbs Mike, you've certainly brought some> memories flooding back. I used to love staying up> to watch Bullseye with my grandparents. The best> bits were the dodgy haircuts but the funniest> parts were when some oik that lived on the tenth> floor of a council block in Birmingham would win a> speedboat or some other bizarrely impractical> prize."staying up" wolf*? Thought it was an early evening show :p*sneaks back to dark place from which she emerged* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/126/#findComment-230318 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 I watched it on Meridian T.V in Brighton smarty pants (Kel). Much later than on the now defunct LWT. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/126/#findComment-230347 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muley Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Shh, keep the noise down you two!*Shoots through Quiet room on a pink plastic microscooter, leaving a small, sobbing child behind in the distance* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/126/#findComment-230375 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 *Walks in with trolley load of gin to stock up bar for Grand Opening night**Noises off: crash, splash, splutter!**Throws Muley a lifebelt**Angry looking parent enters room...* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/126/#findComment-230378 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muley Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 "Of course this isn't your scooter, it's mine. In point of fact this particular one happens to be the original, the prototype invented and hand crafted by my Swiss great-grandfather Karl-Heinz Engelbert Von Microschuuter back in 1877. Made the family fortune, it did; of course, we Anglicised the family name to Microscooter later, when we fled here from the largely forgotten Swiss Marxist revolution of 1904. No choice, y'see- back then anything other than rollerskates was considered dangerously counter-revolutionary y'know, up against the wall and shoot 'em, what?. Anyway, the Quiet room is for members only- kindly leave, and take your mewling offspring with you.Bloody cheek..." Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/126/#findComment-230388 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 *picks up Muley's broken glasses and hands over pack of frozen peas for Muley's swollen right eye...* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/126/#findComment-230391 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muley Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Thinks..."maybe Lenk had it right all along. Soddin' kids..." Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/126/#findComment-230396 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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