Michael Palaeologus Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 "I think we should retire, coming up?" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/124/#findComment-218039 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 "Ok. Have you got Teddy Edward?"*blows out candles* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/124/#findComment-218042 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keef Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 *creeps back in, hopes noone noticed earlier outbreak, whispers to self "there's no place like home", clicks ruby slippers together, passes out* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/124/#findComment-218045 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huguenot Posted June 27, 2009 Author Share Posted June 27, 2009 *stares at naked knee**stares grittily at paleologus with denim scarf**stares at naked knee* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/124/#findComment-218049 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Sits up suddenly and pulls skirt down to conceal bare knee. Stands up and rushes to door "I am supposed to be enjoying a weekend of family fun at The Grove (I know that sounds like a bit of a contradiction!)"...Turns and walks slowly back to the bar. "I would like a glass of tin and tonic, a tall glass with ice and a slice,hell, pass me the damn bottle!" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/124/#findComment-218140 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Anyone fancy a toke on this? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/124/#findComment-218169 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 "Its not very well rolled is it Mr Wolf? ............. but then again rolling a fat one with paws must be problematic. I am sorry for my insensitivity""Can I offer you a towel to dry your fur after the thunder storms and a boot-made-from-cow-hide to chew on? Its good for the canine gums you know""My, what big sharp teeth you have, by the way" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/124/#findComment-218229 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Oh well that's just typical of you Michael, picking on me because I don't have any thumbs. No I do not want one of you massala stained towels thank you very much Micky and I dread to think what else they're stained with. If you haven't got any bovine boots them a pair of your old velcro strap trainers that just ooze that special needs look will do fine.Yes I do have very large teeth......I'm a Wolf pinhead, what did you expect?Oh and just one last thing Michael.....just why exactly are you 'striving for mediocrity' or are you just feeling undervalued? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/124/#findComment-218326 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 "This is the QUIET ROOM you pointed eared pillock, hush or i'll take you to the vet for that very special operation""FETCH!"*Throws stick past the sign that says DANGER: STEEP CLIFF* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/124/#findComment-218427 Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDKiwi Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 *enters room, narrowly avoids being smacked in the head by a flying stick, then is almost bowled over by a fast moving fury blur chasing said stick**recovers composure only to stumble over empty gin bottle rolling around the floor* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/124/#findComment-218459 Share on other sites More sharing options...
flapjackdavey Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 shhhhhh quiet please Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/124/#findComment-218482 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 "Quite right"*Settles into leather arm-chair and reaches for favourite periodical**Razzle* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/124/#findComment-218599 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Leans over side of enormous handbag and fishes out enormous fly swatter."And now to eliminate a pest (sigh)"*SWAT* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/124/#findComment-218724 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 It's a bit early in the day for S&M isn't it? Michael, put away that filthy publication and go and sit in a cold bucket of water! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/124/#findComment-218731 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Stares at Mr Wolf, wide eyed in disbelief ...*faints* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/124/#findComment-218758 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 "Its not Batdog you daft old bat""Wolfie want his tummy tickled? Die for the Queen!" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/124/#findComment-218780 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 dulwichmum Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Stares at Mr Wolf, wide eyed in disbelief ...> > *faints*Well I have been working out recently so that sort of reaction should be expected.....or have I left my flies undone again. I do apologise for mine and Michaels licentious behaviour in your presence DM but he started it. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/124/#findComment-218789 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 "Traitor! You can de-flea your basket yourself next time""I think DM may have got herself confused with Little Red Riding Hood, but she isnt that little anymore" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/124/#findComment-218794 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalamityKel Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 *sighs* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/124/#findComment-218798 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 KalamityKel Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> *sighs*Hello Kel, my physique having the same scandalous effect on you as well? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/124/#findComment-218799 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalamityKel Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 no Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/124/#findComment-218800 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Kel that was like an arrow through my heart.....I promise I'll shave next time. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/124/#findComment-218803 Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDKiwi Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 *bemused at the goings on, flips through a pocket guide to British Pub Etiquette.....gives up, throws book in bin**fetches a cold beer and settles down in a comfy chair in the corner instead* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/124/#findComment-218866 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 *Puts a bowl of ice-cold warm water on the floor for BBW. Must be hot under that fur and Fern Britten is concerned about canines in the sun*"Nice doggie" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/124/#findComment-219199 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Thank you Michael, can you pass me my sun hat from the hat stand seeing as I can't reach. I'd also like one of you to clip my fur as well. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/124/#findComment-219210 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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