Michael Palaeologus Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 "Its Summer everyone!"*Walks out Library French Windows onto the sun-drenched patio**Whisks off towel and plunges into the Olympic sized, kidney shaped pool**Leaps out*"Who turned the heating off? There's a walrus in there and he looks rather chilly. Solar heated indeed"*Suffles to bar*"Pimms anyone?" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/123/#findComment-217430 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 As long as you depth charge the Pimms with a double vodka and pour it into a pint glass I'll have one. Cheers!. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/123/#findComment-217443 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Pint of Bolly, a straw and a laudanum chaser please barchap and tell that fellow who?s dripping on the carpet to cover up, he?ll frighten the fillies away. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/123/#findComment-217449 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 "Good though Brendan"*Slips on silken smoking jacket, fez and flip flops, matching* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/123/#findComment-217476 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Walrus?!You beeeetch. It wasn't that much cake. *wraps self in vast towel and glares* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/123/#findComment-217504 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Ah hah! So there?s that BBW everyone keeps going on about. Awright dar? Errhmm heerm, Sorry.Good day to you madam. I do forget myself sometimes. Barchap! Barchap! Keep the Bolly and Laudanum coming these synapses aren?t going to interrupt themselves now are they. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/123/#findComment-217532 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bignumber5 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 *drinking from suspicious can with labels in Greek, floats past on "humourous" inflatable pool crocodile, zinc on nose and radioactively pink shoulders*Gotta make the most of the summer - it'll go brown, y'know... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/123/#findComment-217539 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockney piers Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 *removes lid from hole punched cardboard box and emerges, somewhat bleary eyed and disheveled**dusts self down, failing to get rid of most of the straw, and looks up appreciatively at the warm sunshine*"I do belive this calls for a G&T" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/123/#findComment-217555 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 "Moos darling you have such wonderful whiskers, and those teeth, to die for""I see dear Piers has emerged from his Iberian hibernation and is amongst us again, a blessing""I pine for a certain lactating donkey, but that was before and I have moved on"*Waves glass at Brendan*"Any laudanum left?" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/123/#findComment-217676 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 *Clambers behind the bar and rattles at bottles*The good stuff appears to be finished old bean but I?ve been soaking some poppy pods in absinth for a couple of weeks. Fancy a home brew? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/123/#findComment-217798 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Poppy seeds in Absinth? Behave yourself Brendan.....I've been fermenting a pair of Jah Lush's old socks for the last months and the wallpapers nearly disintegrated. We'll be drunk into next year. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/123/#findComment-217852 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 "Cocktails! One measure of poppy-absynthe to two of Essence de Hosiery de Jah Lush on the rocks""Ummm my glass seems to be melting" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/123/#findComment-217856 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I've been looking for those socks yer fecker. They were made out of wolf hair doncha yer know.*Goes to the bar and grabs bottle of a Rebel Yell and stomps out in a huff and a puff* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/123/#findComment-217862 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Where did you get your hands on that? Discarded Jah Lush apparel is usually swiftly removed by the men in white coats and used strictly for research purposes. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/123/#findComment-217863 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 *Quickly pokes nose back in* Oi! Has anyone seen my mescaline? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/123/#findComment-217865 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Brendan I know some people at Porton Down M.O.D research facility. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/123/#findComment-217866 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 *Picks up the ringing candlestick telephone*Asgard-five-five-three-seven-eight-double-zero-eightYesYesYesIndeedOnly when I?m fencing but thanks for askingYesNoYes but I think he?s lost his mescaline again so there could be troubleAbout nine, who wants to know?Smashing CheerioThat was the Ministry of Defence, apparently one of the experiments has escape from the vivisection, er, section and made off with the key component of their latest biological warfare system. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/123/#findComment-217901 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keef Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 *Walks in, looks around, realises the room lost it's attraction 80 pages ago, walks out* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/123/#findComment-217909 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 sheesh, who died? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/123/#findComment-217915 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 *Walks in wearing black, black leather trousers, black psuedo-military dress-jacket, black glove, black hat, black face mask*"Its not funny guys""Shall we toast the departed?" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/123/#findComment-218023 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Indeed*raises can of Stella*To Farah*downs in one, holds in burp* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/123/#findComment-218027 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 *Raises flute of champage* "Farah, an angel indeed" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/123/#findComment-218029 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 *hugs Mike, fails to hold back tears* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/123/#findComment-218030 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 *Hugs back*"Steady old man, just think, what would Bosley do?"*Hands ???? a large (clean) hankie* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/123/#findComment-218034 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Not the pistol in the library!!!!*loses it* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/123/#findComment-218036 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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