KalamityKel Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 hehe! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/122/#findComment-206432 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 "Come on Kalam, you use this duct tape and I will get the broom handle. Daizie dear, could you locate me some stuffing?Shoulders back Michael..." Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/122/#findComment-206438 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 "Michael, we're going to drill through the lock, don't give in to them and for god sake man CLENCH"!!! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/122/#findComment-206441 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikecg Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 *Sneaks in witnesses Pulp Fiction Mikey P scene winces and sneaks out again* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/122/#findComment-206442 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalamityKel Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 *feels a de ja vu moment coming on**apologies in advance to MP* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/122/#findComment-206447 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peckhamgatecrasher Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 *hauls in job lot of Vaseline from Woolies closing down sale*Anyone have a use for this? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/122/#findComment-206455 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 "We are making a tailors dummy sweetie, not reconstructing a scene from "Wire in the Blood. Now, where did I put that scissors?" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/122/#findComment-206458 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Mikecg Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> *Sneaks in witnesses Pulp Fiction Mikey P scene> winces and sneaks out again*"Did you see anything of use that'll help us get him out of there"?"Ladies, we've got you surrounded and Hope and Greenwood are on the phone with your demand". Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/122/#findComment-206459 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 I was only making a tailors dummy. I really can't see a problem here (sigh). Now, time to pull off the duct tape... OHMYGOD, you are hairy Michael!!!Quick, someone call a paramedic. I think he is suffering from alopecial shock, he has lost a lot of hair (waves to Shosh).Er...I would like my own body weight in Frys Chocolate Cream please... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/122/#findComment-206460 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 If you'd just step on the scales DM as we don't want any allegations of cheating and empty your pockets as we all know how manipulative a woman's mind can be, you too Kel and especially you Daizie! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/122/#findComment-206462 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Yes, OK then, that will be 7 and a half stone of dark chocolate with a peppermint centre for me then. I have gained a couple of pounds since Easter... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/122/#findComment-206464 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 And hid a few since Christmas. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/122/#findComment-206467 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Christ on a bike - that came a bit sharp! Still I do like the fully depilated look. Not usually on me though.Slips on Borat-thong and saunters out to the Olympic sized kidney shaped pool."LADIES ... care for a dip ;-)?" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/122/#findComment-206470 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 So you had it planned out all along then did you Mike. Well when you're next 'indulging' the ladies after a few drinks and the Imac cream comes out and they wink at you don't expect us to come and get you! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/122/#findComment-206472 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 *splashes merrily past* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/122/#findComment-206473 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Walks casually along the edge of pool in pair of black fluffy high heel mules and super swim suit, leans down and smirks at Michael. "You love it don't you sweetie?" and pours large bottle of Belazu chile infused oil into the water. Runs for the door... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/122/#findComment-206479 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 You're on your own Michael and don't say I didn't warn you. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/122/#findComment-206481 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Throws enormous butterfly net over BBW and smirks: "Brace yourself sweetie, I know a vet with a big pair of scissors" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/122/#findComment-206484 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 "Michael, you better still have a nail file on you or I'm going to be howling a lot longer than usual tonight". Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/122/#findComment-206490 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 *Passes large and suspiciously heavy fruit cake to BBW* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/122/#findComment-206690 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 *Passes large and suspiciously heavy fruit cake to BBW* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/122/#findComment-206890 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 *Picks up crumbs and recently blown-in tumbleweed, puts them into the bin. Tuts...Places prized 1989 copy of Viz Profanisaurus on coffee table as a mark of respect to recently departed forumite...*Edited for typo... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/122/#findComment-207366 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 "Good work Red Devil, a fitting tribute indeed"*Lifts a Brandy to lips in silent salute**Realises its not 8 am yet* Wonders "what would Dulwichmum do?"*Lifts a large Brandy in noisy salute* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/122/#findComment-207371 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 *Quakes behind curtains, waiting for MP to finish off his bottle, thinks 'no one else has ever been up this early on a Saturday morning before, how does one explain the maid's uniform'?, notices cobwebs on window cill, feather duster twitching...* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/122/#findComment-207376 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 * Pulls back curtains, 'SCHOOL DISCO' REVIVAL ANYONE!?..quickly leaves empty room and heads off to Rugby Club for morning training session with the lads... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/122/#findComment-207377 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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