Quiet room...

[dulwichmum]

From behind Chinese screen "Well, a girl could be waiting all night in her for Michael Palaeologus to keep a promise!"

Dances out from behind screen in full Irish dancing outfit with special ringlet wig accessory... and breaks into a jig.

 

[Michael Palaeologus]

Ah now, didnt you look grand in the wedding dress DM.

[dulwichmum]

Wedding dress?

What wedding dress...

http://z.about.com/d/golosangeles/1/7/I/5/-/-/KMD06IrishFairIrvine_192Lowx.jpg

[dulwichmum]

Wafts into quiet room.

"Will some-one please notice my stunning new eye lash extensions" (bats eyelashes)?

*Candles are blown out on the other side of the room*

"Darn, I should have opened the vino before I did that, now where is the darn cork screw - it is sooo dark in here..."

"Is there anybody in here".

[citizenED]

Here's that corkscrew, dear heart.

You look suitably stunning on what is your return to this quietest of Quiet Rooms.

Pour me a large one, chuck. I'll stoke up the fire.

Oh, and i never knew bats had eyelashes?

[dulwichmum]

"Sweet CitizenED,

Chablis or would you prefer red?

Look me straight in the eye and try not to notice my stunning new eyelash extensions? I know they look stunning" (bats eyelashes again).

"OHMYGOD! There go the candles again!!!"

[will dex]

*************OHHHH*********

WHERE did everybody go, are you all in Clapham, with a faulty satnav???

**8schhhh" (scsttt*)

*gurrglll gurglll*

[SeanMacGabhann]

* a quiet click *

* a dull thud *

[Michael Palaeologus]

"Cough Splutter"

*Emerges from beneath sheet tossed over comfy arm-chair, motts of dust and donkey hair rise into the still and stuffy air*

"Is it time for tiffin?"

*Searches down back of comfy armchair for reading matter*

"Harumph!"

[Moos]

*waves*

*hands over tin mug of tea*

*goes back to staring at blue sky in search of inspiration*

[Michael Palaeologus]

"Ooh, Ta. Its got condensed milk in as well. Lovely"

"Krispi-Kreme?, I have a dozen .... well, had a dozen"

[Moos]

*looks shifty, and slightly sticky*

[Michael Palaeologus]

"There seems to be a small person beside you. He is transfixed by the Krispi-Kremes"

"Whats that he is saying? "SNACK!" I believe"

[Moos]

Here darling, have a nice, healthy rusk. You wouldn't like Mummy's doughnut, it's very yucky.

*glares at MP*

[citizenED]

*shuffles the paper. Shifts on seat. Licks lips enviously*

[Moos]

Well, if you really want one!

*hands Citizen another rusk*

[KalamityKel]

*peeks thru window*

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Shuts curtain*

[KalamityKel]

:(

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Puts trousers on*

*Opens curtain*

"Do you mind Madam?"

[KalamityKel]

Icecream? ;-)

[Moos]

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[Michael Palaeologus]

Moos Wrote:

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[Moos]

!

[Brendan]

fuck