Quiet room...

[KalamityKel]

haha I werent meaning personal hygiene my dear dm... just u have a colour about u that I dont seem to remember :P

anyone for a massage? I'm getting rather good at me reflexology :))

[jumpinjackflash]

ooh yes please Kel - let me get me pigs trotters out of these boots - haven't taken them off for days.

*bzzzzz bzzzz*

where did all those flies come from?

[KalamityKel]

*points JJF in direction of bath, pretty smelling bubble bath type stuff and towel*

I ONLY massage after a soaking ;-)

[jumpinjackflash]

OK, but I only use Jo Malone bath oils ? DM can I borrow some of yours please?

[dulwichmum]

Help yourself darling!

[Moos]

Hey, who pinched my Jo Malone?

DM, I've told you about that before.

[jumpinjackflash]

fluffy dressing gown, comfy arm chair, glass of DM's Krug, Pretty Woman on DVD, and a packet of family sized Maltesers.

*wriggles toes*

Kalamity, I'm ready for you!!

[citizenED]

Oooo! girls night in! Hope no-one minds an interloper in the "family", JJF. Malteser rush. yummy! Already got a top up of Krug in my pint glass. Jury's out on JR, but RG does have that certain smile.

[Moos]

Citizen, you've gone all camp on us, how endearing.

*whips out champagne glasses, box of v. chocolatey biscuits and bottle of Chanel nail polish, wraps self in satin quilt and snuggles down*

Now, shall we watch The Princess Bride next, or My Fair Lady?

[Keef]

Princess Bride Princess Bridee!!!!!!

How dare you suggest that is a girly film!

[Moos]

*placatingly* here, have a choccy biccy. Budge up, Citizen, JJF.

Let's fast-forward to the bit where Cary Elwes is chopping wood and sweating.

*comes over all unnecessary*

[Keef]

Mmmmm Buttercup.

[citizenED]

Goody, never seen Princess Bride before.

Lines up "Ten Things..." "Music and Lyrics" and "Coyote Ugly" a girly film for lads if ever.

Darling Moos, what colour is that nail varnish? It's gorgeous.

And Camp? didn't you know my middle name is David?

[Keef]

*whispers to citizen*

I've always held 10 things amongst my guilty pleasures, good choice!

[KalamityKel]

*sits going over thing in head*

Is it toes for sinuses or arse... oh dear I can never remember ;-)

*gets some nice relaxing lotion out and warms hands*

JJF can I practise me thumbing and kneading on ya? I promise to b gentle :))

[jumpinjackflash]

Thumb and knead away at my feet all you like my dear. You doing the rest of us too? Watch out for Keef's verrucas!

Who's got the remote control?

[Moos]

10 Things! Citizen, you're a JGE Genius! Lovely, lovely film. I hate peas too.

It's Rouge Noir; some may say old hat, I say classic for toes.

*passes round silver tray full of aromatically steaming cups of coffee*

[jumpinjackflash]

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh - nice brew you've made there. Can't we watch Reservoir Dogs instead?

[KalamityKel]

erm excuse me wots the point of me creating a nice relaxing environment if ur gonna go ruin it all? :-|

[jumpinjackflash]

OK, switch off the box guys - I'll put on the Whale Music CD from Citizen Ed's collection.

*yawn*

[citizenED]

Don't you go poking around in my record collection jjf dear heart- you might get a shock amongst the 45s and 33s.

"Dogs" can come on after "Sex and the City". Well they usually follow the bitches.

Pass the port.

[KalamityKel]

:-| whale music? oh please! where do u fink we is? Some ED therapy shop type thingy? noooooo

CitED is that Disney's little mermaid I see there?

*fluffs up some cushions of the rest of room b4 going off to shift some heavy things...*

[jumpinjackflash]

*rummages thru Cit Ed?s music box*

*My God, what are these big black circular things with grooves on? Where are the CD?s?*

*shuffles over to Moos music collection*

*Hmm, Kylie, Rick Astley, Bananarama, CATHY DENNIS ? what the hell?.*

[Moos]

That's the good stuff... wait till you get to the 'Uncool Music I Don't Like To Admit To Owning' section.

[will dex]

*enters room*

cathy dennis!? as you probably know, one of the mpst talented pop writers ever! (who do u think writes Kylie etc???)

*tssshhhhh*

*beer opens*

WHere is everyone? At the Gowlett again??