Quiet room...

[citizenED]

Top up Will Dex, MP? Thirsty work all that ploughing, raking and hoeing. I'll help out with the hemp cropping when you need me dear heart. Just got to catch the Archers omnibus. Ooo Arrr.

[Michael Palaeologus]

Many thanks Citizen. Many hours toiling over a hot Ho can sap a chap of vital bodily fluids.

[KalamityKel]

*peeks in*

[will dex]

KK, go grab a hoe or a longhandled earth moing device.

[KalamityKel]

::o wot kinda gal u take me for? Gimme a hammer and screw driver not a darn hoe! :p

[will dex]

youre not afraid to call a spade a spade then?

get the hammer, go to the fridge, hit the padlock DM put on there when she left.

magners over ice all round please!

[KalamityKel]

Now now theres no need to do that... DM kindly leaves me wiv the spare key when she's not around ;-)

[will dex]

munch munch munch

*eats lunch early*

[jumpinjackflash]

*Knock knock*

Can i come in? I've got fisn 'n' chips and a 2 litre bottle of Irn Bru to share..

[KalamityKel]

*pulls up a chair for jjf*

*wonders from which F&C outlet food was purchased* ;-)

[will dex]

the codfather? i hope you wearing your waterproof stab vest?

[jumpinjackflash]

don't worry Dexy - they're from a plaice (hee hee) I know in Herne Hill ;-)

Thanks for the chair KK - right let's get 3 plates...Onion vinegar anyone?

[will dex]

home grown onion vinegar? yes please. and slt.

and a pint to wash it down with..

[jumpinjackflash]

*pats belly*

well that filled a gap

BURP

:-$

[KalamityKel]

*opens windows to air room*

I hope u haven't wiped ya greesy hands on the rug Moos WONT be pleased!

[will dex]

Rug? thats Birtha the sheep!

*rug gets up and ambles off across the room*

[jumpinjackflash]

Hey! That's the sheep from the Dulwich man/sheep post! Why's he walking funny?

[KalamityKel]

Someone remove the sheep b4 it ends up as lamb chops this eve (6)

*KalamityKel is NOT in a happy place*

*glances at the "stronger" types of alcohol*

[jumpinjackflash]

hmm lamb chops

*licks lips*

Hey, KK if it's strong alcohol you want I've got some turps in my rucksack - I'll swap you that for some mint sauce..

[will dex]

*ambles in after penulitmate day at work in the boondox*

Vodka! (i will settle for pear cider. anyone??

*sits and waits*

*quietly*

[KalamityKel]

*points to the bar and politely tells Will to GET THEIR OWN DARN DRINK!* (6)

[KoolBananas]

*opens door to room*

*wonders if it's safe to come in*

*spies a "grrrr" looking KalamityKel*

:-S

[will dex]

*comes back with a tray of ice cold bottle of beer*

Anyone for a corona (less the lemon to keep the flies out - no flies in here = no lemon. never push the lemon in, always chuck away*

glug Glug GLUG

[KoolBananas]

Just a tray? I would have thought a crate would be more appropriate... mind if I join you?

[will dex]

No Problems

*hobbeling in with 2 crates with ice dripping off both*

its miller time!