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Oh Kalam, I had to buy this special steel wool mop head on the internet and I think that it will work so very well indeed. But lets begin with this here drain unblocking solution that arrived from Ocado just last night. I think that we could give Michael a lovely warm enema. We can use this here vacuum hose!


http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/Mr_Muscle_Sink_Plughole_Unblocker_500ml.jpg

Wonderful work. I think that I should like to tattoo my name on his bottom with this here enormous compass needle and the ink from this pen refill. Shall I write your name on there too? There is enough room for our middle names and everything...


"Beatrice Arabella Concepta Parry-Jones and Kalamity (I am simply gorgous) Kelly were here."


Ta dah!

*Slaps DM's perfectly toned buttock as she walks past, knowing that despite the glare, she is swooning inside*


*Takes glass from DM, and lift lid on large silver platter of cheeses, salamis, olives, and stuffed peppers*


*Stands by fireplace and pats labrador on the head, before taking a long pull on new pipe*

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