Quiet room...

[KalamityKel]

RISE AND SHINE!!!

[SteveT]

Who is this fan of Billy Cotton shouting wakey wakey(?)

[KalamityKel]

Am I meant to know wot you're on about? :p

[Michael Palaeologus]

Why break the habit of a lifetime?

[Asset]

Quids - you want the full half hour?

[Michael Palaeologus]

Please dont tempt him back in, the smell of brimstone is difficult to get out of th soft furnishings.

[Asset]

*oh don't be harsh, he's not that bad and there are worse that I can think of. let's not be cliquey.*

[KalamityKel]

*finks michael is not being very friendly*

Anyone care to try a bit of my home made baileys mousse? I whipped the cream myself! ;-)

[jumpinjackflash]

*JumpinJack enters room (for very first time) with giant spoon...*

[KalamityKel]

save some for the others! :p

[Keef]

*Wonders why any child would betray his siblings for bloody Turkish Delight, the stuff is just wrong!* :-S

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Clearly the Turskish Delight is a metaphor for more earlthy delights, like beer or cheese and onion crisps*

[SeanMacGabhann]

* agrees with Keef on the Fry's Turkish Delight *

* disagrees with him on the Cadbury's version with little squares *

[citizenED]

*Maybe whhat was on offer was some Turkish delight, not Turkish Delight*

*saunters over to the bar for the home-made mousse*

*Oi, who left that bloody huge spoon there*

*Dabs forehead with tissue*

[Moos]

*strides jauntily in, hands in pockets of fabulous Katharine Hepburn-style trouser suit*

*drapes self on sofa, crosses ridiculously long and elegant leg over ridiculously short and elegant leg, smiles at all*

I'm on my lunch, you know

[citizenED]

*and very suave too, Moos, methinks*

*care for some of this Bailies moose?*

*or a piece of Turkish?*

*Forget the Fry's or the Cadbury's - have some of this Ling's*

[Keef]

SeanMacGabhann Wrote:

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> * agrees with Keef on the Fry's Turkish Delight *

> * disagrees with him on the Cadbury's version with

> little squares *

*Disagrees with Sean that either of these should acually be described as Turkish Delight, It's meant to be in cubes covered with icing sugar*

*Decides it would be justifiable to betray anyone for earlthy delights, like beer or cheese and onion crisps*

[Brendan]

*Climbs out from behind the chaise lounge, wearing a hessian monk?s habit with cowl pulled over his face*

Is this the Garden of Turkish Delights?

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Brendan - have a crisp*

[dulwichmum]

Anyone for a Sommerfield onion ring?

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Oooh Ta.

Hmm, very nice.

Try a Walkers Baked Crisp - the taste good and have 70% less fat of ... something.

Glass of Pinot Grigio? Georgia swears by it*

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

?O, swear not by the Pinot Grigio, the fickle Pinot Grigio, th'inconstant Pinot Grigio, that monthly changes in her circle orb, Lest that thy love prove likewise variable.?

[citizenED]

*Do not swear by Pinot Grigio - swear dirctly at it!*

*that'll be three Euros eighty for the QR swear box*

[dulwichmum]

Here, have some White Burgundy - that Pinot Grigio can't touch it, and Michael, don't dip your crisps in your wine dear heart...

[citizenED]

*White Burgundy is simply massaging the spot*

*chin chin DM*