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*As the shadows fall, candles are lit around the bed of DM*


*Michael Palaeologus enters wearing a black Victorian suit, high collar shirt and a black top hat with a black silk scarf tied around it*


*How is the blessed DM? Are we near the end? It will be a blessed release*

Bounces into quiet room with enormous tray of Mojito Royale's and begins to flounce about distributing them to all.


Look guys, I have been shortlisted for this!


Now I just wonder who could possibly have nominated and voted for me?


Should I have Botox and a colonic just in case I win?

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