???? Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 Settles in chair, pours Stella, hides NOTW inside MP's old and suspiciously 'weathered' copy of Razzle. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/134/#findComment-453305 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 "Blimey Quids, I didnt think you could open the pages anymore! That Stella is she the last ever NOTW Lovely? Very worried about the situation in the Horm of Africa, 34-24-34?" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/134/#findComment-453365 Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxxi Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 *Shakes umbrella and enters gingerly... Gingerly complains loudly. Finds abandoned armchair and - kicking off unrecognisable magazine stuck to sole of shoe - sits in damp splendour and tries to identify the all pervading smell.* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/134/#findComment-469583 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huguenot Posted August 27, 2011 Author Share Posted August 27, 2011 *Hooks out furry pork pie from under chaise longue with a bent coathanger, much to the protests of Michael Paleologus, who now finds his PVC biker jacket sliding off the antimacassar* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/134/#findComment-469591 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Damp splendour? That's my coat, gerroff. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/134/#findComment-469637 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huguenot Posted August 27, 2011 Author Share Posted August 27, 2011 *Offers a brown faux leather jacket with padded shoulders and a 'V' down the back that was left under the pool table by way of recompense* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/134/#findComment-469642 Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxxi Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 My apologies Madam.*gives Moos coat and notices smell seems to disappear. Finds cotton bud with only one end used - there are some real finds in here.* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/134/#findComment-469644 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 It's my smell and I like it. Whose is this coat, Huguenot? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/134/#findComment-469652 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 *Enters room...sniffs...puts back BBC Good Food magazine cover over MP's prized Razzle...* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/134/#findComment-469688 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarot Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Walks up to door pins a notice of Health and safety warning saying residents must clean their act up, Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/134/#findComment-469778 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huguenot Posted August 28, 2011 Author Share Posted August 28, 2011 *Gives Tarot his jacket back* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/134/#findComment-469797 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 *Pins H&S notice to dartboard...spies copy of 'Ready Meals For One CAN BE FUN!' on top of microwave...puts it back under wonky armchair leg...face down* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/134/#findComment-469806 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 10 months later...*Removes Crime Scene Investigation tape. Notices red stain on wall, and a half eaten mouldy loaf of bread curiously sitting in the half open top drawer of a wobbly Ikea set of chest drawers...* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/134/#findComment-555236 Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxxi Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 Step aside sonny - we've got the 'dozers in and this puppy is coming down *shows change of use permit and truck full of breeze blocks and corrugated asbestos sheet*If you're interested in a 'Unit' then you'll have to see the boss... when she gets back.ETA: All this maintenance going on... perfect cover for some covert demolition and 're-assignment'... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/134/#findComment-555242 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huguenot Posted June 26, 2012 Author Share Posted June 26, 2012 *unashamedly dusts the red brick detritus from the donkey, pulls up a soiled sign for the swimming pool and shuffles out a bottle of Malibu from the antimacassar - coconut juice here!* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/134/#findComment-555311 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 "Sod that! Re-develop the final resting place of Mrs Dobbin the Lactating Donkey?! Re-awake the frighful spectral Shade of Batdog?! Are you quite mad?""That animacassar is an East dulwich Holy Relic! The historic copy of Razzle stuffed down the side of the battered arm-chair is and example of the first time that the world was introduced to Dulwichmum""Step aside EDF Younglings, mere pups that have been posting for but a brief moment. HUGUENOT! The key to armoury! Swiftly Dear Chap, the elephant guns are required!!" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/134/#findComment-555495 Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxxi Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Use it or lose it daddy-o *wonders where the aroma of asafoetida is coming from?*Dulwich mum has retired to Budleigh Salterton, Razzle is online and we ate the Donkey last Christmas as a delightfully piquant salami. What are you hiding under that antimacassar?*advances over a carpet of bhaji crumbs* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/134/#findComment-555547 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Typical of hormonal, spotty youths. It was your sort that built Peckham's high rise estates. The previous back to back slums with open sewers with 6 families in a room, were far more charming and picturesque. Dulwichmum called them home.Anybody fancy a swim? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/134/#findComment-555569 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otta Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 *chains self to Soda Stream machine* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/134/#findComment-555572 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 *Catches sight of erotica display on ED library shelf. Wonders what kind of person borrows pornography from a public library.**Washes hands anyway.* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/134/#findComment-555575 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 *I believe the erotica is the reading for the next meeting of the Green and Blue Book Club. Peckhamgatecrasher got them stocked at Chener Books specially**Well done Otta, thats the spirit. Could you do me a Cherryade, as you are conveniently placed?**Ta* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/134/#findComment-555576 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Splash! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/134/#findComment-555577 Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxxi Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 *lets fly with Sparklets syphon full of Tizer*Chiz! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/134/#findComment-555581 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 *Heavy artillery needed...shakes up bottle of Dandelion and Burdock* ''Die Mother F*ck*rs!..'' Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/134/#findComment-555588 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 *Irn Bru! This will sort you out and melt your teeth!!**Just dont make the erotica collection sticky. For obvious reasons* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/286-quiet-room/page/134/#findComment-555591 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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