Quiet room...

[Muley]

Or do I mean 'one's own language'?

[Muley]

Come back Brendan, I need some help with my punctuation and grammer.

[EDKiwi]

Wot, ee's speaking the queens english, innit.

[Brendan]

word bruv!

[????]

helping us out with our spelling and cricket...wot next? Morris Dancing?

[Brendan]

Listen here mate, we have migrated to SE and SW London in our droves on the assumption that there is NO MORRIS DANCING South of the Thames. Please tell me I?m correct or I will have to give the secret codeword and we?ll all pull up stumps and head for that cave in Siberia that we?ve been renovating for the holidays.

[EDKiwi]

I think that one is pretty safe somehow...

[Michael Palaeologus]

"Tum, tee, tum, tee, tum"

*Flits around Quiet Room with Duraglit, Mr Sheen and assorted dusters. Soon has place nice and twinkly and smelling of polish*

*Canters round with Dyson, sucks up various empty party poppers, squashed frogs, donkey feed (sniff) and some of Dulwichmum's foundation powder, she uses alot and her shaky hands spill it on the carpet*

*Steps outside to the shack for wood - recycled from the new Sainsburys Express development*

*Gets a roaring fire on the go and hangs a cauldron above it, pours in a few bottles and adds spices and fruit*

"Mulled wine anyone? On this dark and damp day it seems ideal"

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Pours cold mulled wine down sink*

*Switches lights off*

*Leaves*

[brum]

Sorry Mike, what a shame - after cleaning the place up and all. Perhaps the Quiet room today was... too quiet?

[????]

Smells vaguely of wines and spices in here. Very tidy though.

*opens Stella picks up old copy of Rustler settles on Chesterfield*

[Michael Palaeologus]

"Pages 7 through to 10 - its Dulwichmum"

[dulwichmum]

Krug anyone?

[Michael Palaeologus]

"Clearly now that Belle de Jour has outed herself it is OK for posh birds to own up to their unsavoury pasts"

"Slop some in this tin mug Buxom Brenda"

[dulwichmum]

How very dare you (bitch slaps cheeky skamp with an enormous handbag)!

Tell me when you are ready for me to remove my heel from your throat.

Submit?

[Michael Palaeologus]

From here i can see your varicose veins and large tan draws. Didnt know people still wore them.

[????]

*looks up from Rustler at 'scene' back down to Rustler, back up*

Exactly when were these photos taken DM?

[Keef]

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: (in April 2008)

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> Anybody read the Falco books - Roman detective,

> written by Lyndsey Davis?

19 months later

*Looks over the cover of Saturnalia and nods approvingly*

[red devil]

*Spots Keef and clears throat...*

[Michael Palaeologus]

Saturnalia - Good man. The Butler did it. Ooops.

Beaker of Hispanian Ceretanum? Rather sprightly vino.

Edited: To spoil the fun of the Devil.

[red devil]

''Rather sprightly red.''

''Thanks, it's the cod liver oil''...*somersaults out of room*

[red devil]

...*somersaults back into room, switches on Christmas lights...Ho! Ho! Ho!...*

[EDKiwi]

*wakes ups after dozing in front of the fire*

Santa???

[dulwichmum]

Mulled wine anyone?

[red devil]

*prises empty mulled wine bottle and half eaten mince pie from DM's hands.

Puts flashing Rudolph nose on DM's nose...Ho! Ho! Ho!*