A single blank page...

[Brendan]

What the stuff they put on pizza?

[Jah Lush]

No that's Salami...or is it?

[Brendan]

No you're thinking of bellini.

[paragon]

You're thinking of Edamame.

[Jah Lush]

Well..we both stand corrected then.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

But a junk mail sender might be quite pleased to receive a pretty piece of origami.

[HonaloochieB]

But doesn't junk mail keep the cost of postage down?

And what you need when you send the pre-paid envelope and letter with your name and address on it back, is a rubber stamp with the legend 'I HAVEN'T GOT TIME TO READ THIS CRAP' and a red ink pad.

Always makes me feel good.

[Brendan]

where do I get me one of those?

[HonaloochieB]

Brendan,I got mine in a house of geegaws and frippery on Clapham High Street.

I haven't seen them in the locality.

Will get back to you if I find one.

Unless of course we can come to a 'timeshare' arrangement.