thing for sale

[KidKruger]

Yeah I think obsoletion would be a good selling point, overall, we?re getting close now aren?t we ?

[ydrmdy]

Ma togu go a shruck ta viscrem. Elp !!!!!

[KidKruger]

Well, I did say....! 👅❄️

[HamletHarrier]

Tried to send a PM but I think your inbox is full.

[Jules-and-Boo]

I know I said I wanted it but I have to ask my husband if it will fit. Can you hold it for me until I decide?

[purplejane]

Is this still available? I PM'd you weeks ago.

Thanks :)

[Tams]

I?m sorry I don?t have time to read through all your posts, would you mind sending me a PM with all the updates and information so I can decide how much to offer. I?m really interested as it sounds like just what I?ve been looking for for years.

[HamletHarrier]

Somebody has posted that they are looking for one in the 'wanted' section, however they haven't thought to look here.

I have tried to PM you again with my number pleading to buy it and asking you to contact me if there's a no show, so that when you text me that the original buyer hasn't turned up I can ghost you.

[teetomthomas]

I'm not sure this is even a thing after looking at the second photo.

[Ahappymango]

Hey, can you dismantle it for me ? I want to feel powerless and stupid, when I discover it?s scratched to feck.

Does it come with power cable? Go hunt for it, please, as I really don?t remember what it isn?t, that you?re not selling. Hope to hear back. 42?

[KidKruger]

HamletHarrier - Inbox should have space now, apologies - it's been quite the hit.

Jules-and-Boo - of course I can wait, just keep making up your mind and I'll ut the rest of ED on hold for you - not a problem.

purplejane - yes you PM'd me weeks a go, before I ever thought of putting this delicious item up for sale on the EDF, that's perceptive to say the least. Check. the photos again and see if it's for you ?

Tams - Sure, I can go through all the information again, just for you, with photos. How about I craft a powerpoint presentation, and perhaps we could book a slot for me to walk through it with you. A lot of people seem to feel they've been looking for something like this for years, which is satisfying because I'm a fan of Harry Enfield. I may have to increase the price slightly.

HamletHarrier - Yes I am happy to be ghosted, especially if it leads up to a nice firm sale. I'll contact you via PM if there is a no-show, which shouldn't be a problem as there were 32 no-shows yesterday. So clear your Inbox in readiness..

teetomthomas - how very dare you, it's definitely a thing. perhaps try pivoting the photo / doing a handstand, until you recognise something that you may want. "Where there's a will there's a way..."

Ahappymango - I have dismantled / re-assembled this item several times now, due to no-shows, changes of mind, and pure habit - so not a problem to do so again for just you. The scratches are not so bad if you stand the bad side against a wall/the sofa. No cable needed, apart perhaps from one to secure it to an anchor or something in case someone tries to steal it. Sought after item, this !

Next ?

ETA: Ahappymango - nothing 'powerless' about getting someone else to do the dirty work for you, that's incisive HR usage and keeps the little people in their place.

[ydrmdy]

What are you selling? I'm a bit locked down with whats going on.,Is it of any mis-value? Is that a word? please someone help me, I need a lift home. I've been in casually for hours. I had a tongue transplant and now talk Lithuanian, I have a interpreter writing this.I bet its sold.

[ydrmdy]

I don't mean my tongue. but I guess someone might want it.

[Ahappymango]

One of the pictures looks blue, you said item blue but could you confirm colour? I?m looking for different colour, will let you guess which, but please reply, as I may not be interested.

Open to offers? Thanks, in advance, for ghosting me

[intexasatthe moment]

Kid can you prove that this is from a reputable source ? Advertising on an internet forum like this could mean that it ends up in unscrupulous hands .Some of us care too much to facilitate this type of business .

[geebee]

I?m looking for a matching pair, do you have another one?

[Ahappymango]

May I have the other one, from your set, if GeeBee wants both? eBay is cheaper, would you consider raising the price? Cheeky I know, but I?m loaded.

I love you ... may I have first option, pick up at my whim, circa Oct, 2022? Let me think about it.

[ennikat]

I know you posted a while ago, but if it?s still going, I definitely don?t want it. Have you thought about trying gumtree or eBay? Otherwise suggest taking to charity.

[beigemartin]

Let me know if you are interested and can send dimensions.

[Polyvinyl]

Is it thing from the Adams family

[Administrator]

We've had complaints this might be funding clown gang activity, can you confirm or deny? Either way I'll ignore your answer.

[KidKruger]

It?s not funny to mock people?s efforts to legitimately try to sell their things.

I?m feeling crushed and devalued-esque.

Feel free to PM me saying you?re ?interested?, then go MIA for several hours ignoring my replies while others query availability, then scold me for selling it meanwhile to someone who could actually be arsed to engage.

It?s been a ride, but hopefully we?re near the finishing line. ❤️