Local jokes

[rbrtdngl]

If the pubs of East Dulwich could have a conversation, it would be rife with innuendo (as The Actress said to The Bishop).

[StraferJack]

A drink MAY have been had

[rbrtdngl]

Why is the Goose Green? Because it is jealous of the Turkey.

[Jah Lush]

Went to The Plough the other day and had the Ploughman's lunch. He was furious.

[Coman]

Dulwich? Best not to scratch it

[rbrtdngl]

What is the hungriest bus in East Dulwich? The 185.

[woodrot]

Why did the the ED resident cross the road ?

because he had finished queueing at William Rose and had to grab a copy of the Weekend Guardian before going home to relax with a freshly brewed ethical shade grown coffee

[woodrot]

Why did the ED resident spend ?250 on a 1970's G plan sideboard and ?1500 on an Eames chair & stool ?

because he works in a creative industry

[woodrot]

What id the difference between a pile of outdated crap dumped as part of a deceased persons house clearance at a recycling centre and a pile of newly polished outdated crap at an ED shop ?

about ?2000 and a lack of objectivity

[woodrot]

Whats the difference between in quality between a ?10 panchetta at ED Deli and a ?2.50 one from Lidl in peckham?

Nothing.

[woodrot]

Whats the difference between a cat that lives on a farm and a cat that lives in ED ?

One catches mice for a living, the other is a substitute for a life stolen by the greasy pole of corporate clambering

[maxxi]

woodrot Wrote:

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> Why did the ED resident spend ?250 on a 1970's G

> plan sideboard and ?1500 on an Eames chair & stool

> ?

>

> because he works in a creative industry

...and he thought they'd go with his vintage Cuban Film posters...

[woodrot]

http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/

[red devil]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To use the newly installed Lordship Lane pelican crossings and bug the tits of car drivers of course...

[red devil]

A horse walks into a Lordship Lane bar.

Barman says ''Why the long face?''

Horse replies ''Well wouldn't you have one if you were about to be charged ?4 for a pint of watered down pi$$''

[Lynne]

If you climb to the top of Dawson Heights, you can see so far that you can see places where they eat sliced bread.

Lynne

[Otta]

Adventure Bar

[red devil]

Ouch!.. :)