What's the best advice you've ever been given?

[KalamityKel]

"If a man fools me once, shame on him. If he fools me twice, shame on me." One never learns tho *shrugs*

[lozzyloz]

"I don't think you should drive home tonight." Advice given to me upon regaining consciousness, after falling down a flight of concrete steps high on substances and alcohol.

[2degreesfrommadness]

" Always remember to take time to be kind to yourself"

[Muttley]

"The biggest problem with 'communication' is the assumption that it has taken place" (given by a guy called Vincent Nolan)

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

"stop trying to be florence nightingale and ditch the arsehole" - about an ex of mine!

"It's better to regret the things you've done than the things you haven't" an old work mate of mine.

"you only live once and you're a long time dead" - my uncle

[Mark]

"you spend 9 months trying to get out and the rest of your life trying to get back in"

[nualacoll]

Be Kind:

My lovley Mum, Kitty - Dominick Eoin Charlie Gallagher and Nellie Gallagher - Coll, 04/02/35 - 23/08/93

[SteveT]

Life's S##T so theres no point in doing anything.

Time for my medication.

[*Bob*]

"Be good to yourself.. aaaand each other"

Jerry Springer

[Alan Dale]

'You'd have a much better chance of getting a job if you put your cock away.'

A colleague to another colleague who interviewed with his flies down..

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

"in life, expect the best but be prepared for the worst" - my old biology teacher

[Keef]

Do a line and you'll be good to go another couple of hours drinking.

Er, not sure who said that to who, obviously nothing to do with me.

[TillieTrotter]

Headmistress: Treat others as you expect to be treated. I always try to follow this ole classic.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Good advice Keef!

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

" this ole classic" is from The Man himself: do unto others as you would be done by!

[TillieTrotter]

What ever way you put PGC its very good advice:)

[atila the gooner]

Better to be thought of as a fool than open your mouth and confirm the fact.

[????]

Never trust a man in white shoes

[MadWorld74]

...'time heals everything'......sounds like a load os shit when your in pain and your hearts broken...but it does work.

[KalamityKel]

Trust no one

[lozzyloz]

Trust no one

Even close friends and family? Surely not good advice?

[KalamityKel]

one is never disappointed that way :p

[lozzyloz]

But how can you have a real relationship with anyone close without trust? Surely that would be more disappointing?

[lozzyloz]

Sorry double post

[KalamityKel]

Well... this is true... may be that's my problem :p