Deadly virus in east dulwich

[manlikenoa]

The new deadly virus to hit the uk might be in dulwich. A case of the yosimite virus was found in east dulwich. The victim was seen near gbk in lordship lane. A second case has been speculated. stay safe dulwich.

ps, my source is my gp.

[david_carnell]

The virus, which causes severe flu-like symptoms, is not infectious or contagious.

[Jeremy]

David, it's a wind-up.

[manlikenoa]

it is contagious!

[????]

It's certainly in danger of boring me to death

[DulwichFox]

Me thinks manlikenoa might not be in this place for long.

Fox.

[david_carnell]

Jeremy Wrote:

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> David, it's a wind-up.

Jezza - it's too late for me. Just save yourself.

[Ridgley]

It has to be contained:)

[LondonLogCo]

What are the sympt.........

*silence*

[Carter]

Perhaps some sort of cull might be in order.

People who fail to capitalise, for a start...

*Edit to say* Well, I thought I might as well get that one in before someone else. Since I am now apparantly Charles Bronson's illegitimate son and all...

[Loz]

I heard it is spread by cats. Perhaps a cull is in order?

[northlondoner]

Won't someone think of the children?

[maxxi]

My mistake - seeing the title of this thread I thought it was about those musical morons Sly & Reggie who are once again inflicting their over-loud middleclass dub crud along the streets of ED...