Corrupt a Wish

[lozzyloz]

And then you discovered that everything around you was staged and you'd been the star of a global reality program since birth.

I wish Miss World was back on TV.

[Keef]

But they got rid of the swimwear round

I wish we could have a Miss Dulwich show in one of the pubs.

[HonaloochieB]

But they get rid of the swimwear round.

I wish wishes were horses so beggars could ride...

[TillieTrotter]

But then we'd be innundated with beggars charging around Lordship Lane begging our beer money.

I wish I was more serene..

[Keef]

But then you'd just have no fun (and you wouldn't be the lovely you)

I wish hangovers weren't catching up on me

[TillieTrotter]

But then you'd be tempted to drink more often and you'd lose your job, wife etc....

I wish I didnt get so many bloody bills through my letterbox.

[Keef]

But then you don't know what you owe, don't pay them, and lose your home and everything.

I wish I wasn't so addicted to this forum!

[TillieTrotter]

But then you wouldnt be known as Super Keef The Poster's Poster.

I wish I knew where I would be in a few years time...

[lozzyloz]

But then you see yourself living north of the river in Islington, driving a Porsche Cayenne and dining out regularly in Hoxton Sq and decide to top yourself.

I wish I could earn a living doing all the things I'm passionate about.

[atila the gooner]

but then you'd grow to hate it because familiarity breeds contempt.

I wish for peace on earth.

[Keef]

But then they become boring to you, and you take up flower pressing in desperation.

Sorry that was to Lozzy

To Atila - But then Mars attacks.

I wish I wasn't scared of heights

[lozzyloz]

But then you wake up one morning with no legs and spend the rest of your life crawling on the ground.

I wish religion was outlawed everywhere.

[atila the gooner]

But then you find out that the government has been taken over by the church.

I wish I didn't have to work for a living

[lozzyloz]

But then you grow so fat that your house has to be demolished around you so that you can be hoisted by crane onto a flat bed truck and taken to an abattoir for slaughter.

I wish Peckham Rye could be developed into a massive rollercoaster park

[atila the gooner]

But then a rich property developer bought it built flats on it and filled them with middle class arse holes.

I wish I had 3 wishes

[benjaminty]

But they were all corrupted by someone on the EDF!

I wish someone made small hemp bags for my lunchtime outings to wherever....

[atila the gooner]

But find out that they are being made by multi nationals in sweat shops using child labour .

I wish I knew what I wanted be when I grow up

[lozzyloz]

And then you realised you wanted to be a life long devotee of Chelsea FC and spend everyday polishing trophies and boots.

I wish I could go back in time and spar with Muhammed Ali and put him on the canvas before he knocked me out.

Edited for spelling.

[atila the gooner]

lozzyloz Wrote:

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> And then you realised you wanted to be a life long

> devotee of Chelsea FC and spend everyday polishing

> trophies and boots.

>

>That would only happen once every 50 years!!!! >:D<

[lozzyloz]

I dunno. the Chelsea Fencing Club seems to win almost everything going!

[benjaminty]

But you actually socked him too hard and left him with permanent brain damage and he never boxed again. No legend... no rumble in the jungle! Bad LozzyLoz!

I wish that I don't win the 85million in the euro lottery tomorrow....

[TillieTrotter]

But you know you will and you'll have an amazing few years of wine, women and song and of course loads of drugs and die young and your EX WIFE will inherit the lot.

I wish half a bottle of wine would suffice.........

[HonaloochieB]

Please pass around this post..nothing to see here.

[Narnia]

Oh yes

[Narnia]

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