Predictive text anomaliesI

[Domitianus]

I have noticed that certain words keyed into text messages happen to bring up what could (if you have a certain type of mind) be associated terms. For example:

'Kiss' brings up 'lips' as an option.

'Pints' brings up 'shots' as an option.

'Cock' brings up 'anal' as an option.

Any other anomalies noticed by others?

[KalamityKel]

Bus - CUP

[Keef]

Aunt - c**t. Almost sent a very bad text to a friend when saying I was sorry to hear about his aunt (after she'd passed away).

[Domitianus]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> Bus - CUP

Interesting, but what could the real world connection be between a bus and a cup?

[Annasfield]

I am BOMB >:D

[KalamityKel]

A friend of mine (yes I do have them) send me a very long detailed txt about his "cup" journey mentioning "cups many times. Now I have to say I don't see too well in the dark when squinting at the fone and walking... it made me very confoosed!

Domitianus Wrote:

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> KalamityKel Wrote:

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> > Bus - CUP

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> Interesting, but what could the real world

> connection be between a bus and a cup?

[Domitianus]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> A friend of mine (yes I do have them) send me a

> very long detailed txt about his "cup" journey

> mentioning "cups many times. Now I have to say I

> don't see too well in the dark when squinting at

> the fone and walking... it made me very

> confoosed!

>

> Domitianus Wrote:

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> > KalamityKel Wrote:

> >

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> > -----

> > > Bus - CUP

> >

> > Interesting, but what could the real world

> > connection be between a bus and a cup?

Maybe he genuinely went on a journey in a cup. Floated down the Thames like a character out of a childrens' story. I shall try it myslef - either that or a kettle!

[mockney piers]

unless you add it to your dictionary then 'eval' appears a lot.

You should see my dictionary, it'd make your mum blush!!

[KalamityKel]

I don't need to use predictive txt and dictionaries to accidentally put the wrong thing in a txt or send it too the wrong person :s :-$

[Keef]

RIPS and PISS as in ripping the...

[bolty]

pint, shot, shov(e) then riot! (6)

[Domitianus]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> I don't need to use predictive txt and

> dictionaries to accidentally put the wrong thing

> in a txt or send it too the wrong person :s :-$

I know, I mean some of the stuff you have sent me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't blush easily, but.........:-$

[*Bob*]

Ha ha.. having a look through someone's added dictionary is alway good for a laugh. "E.. D.. F.. 3.. f**k, f**king, f**kin', f**ker, fookin' etc etc"

mockney piers Wrote:

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> unless you add it to your dictionary then 'eval'

> appears a lot.

> You should see my dictionary, it'd make your mum

> blush!!

[KalamityKel]

Dom... those txts... werent for u :p

[Trev]

In Nokia-speak, 'Smirnoff' = 'poisoned'.

[Michael Palaeologus]

I am:

Mild

Nike

or my favourite

Ogle

[Domitianus]

I just found out that 'ogle' brings up 'milf' in my phone!!!

[Ant]

Camberwell = Canceryell

[ratty]

My girlfriend phoned me up once and asked since when had I acquired pistols. I asked what she was talking about and she replied that I had texted her the previous night saying I wanted to dual her aunt!

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

haha

[Keef]

Ratty, absolute filth! Good work.