A Baby for Boris and Carrie Symonds

[Seabag]

Boris swerves the nappy changing question.

Is there anything this man gives a straight and true answer on?

In a savage dig, cheeky Phillip Schofield asked: "Is that it? How good are you at changing nappies? You've had a lot of experience."

The Prime Minister started stumbling over his words, stating: "I'm not going to...well...I'm not...I'm not going to...obviously."

When Holly told Mr Johnson to give it a go as part of the experience, he replied: "I expect so."

[sjsl]

And now they are planning to rehome the dog before the baby comes apparently, turns out looking after it is quite a lot of work and it creates too much mess... oh dear...

[JohnL]

Carrie responded angrily on twitter to this mind - guilty conscience or fake news.

Hope it feels safe.

[diable rouge]

If they're worried about the dog crapping everywhere and making a mess, they ain't seen nothing yet...

[teddyboy23]

Oh no not another extinction rebellion protest.