Utterly inane news thread

[????]

There's a cloud that looks like a very fat duck floating past my window

[????]

...it's gone now

[Guest]

Still feeling spacey and wobbly due to effects of four weeks of summer cold. Thinking of visiting inflatable Stonehenge at Burgess Park tomorrow as I'm sure it would pleasurably enhance the hallucinatory aspect.

[LondonLogCo]

Ms B

That's way to much info, it's almost interesting.

I think you'd be better off letting us know how many stops it is to Burgess Park, on the 176 route

There's a man cutting grass outside

I just thought of the word " curry" as I typed this

[Guest]

I was considering the number 40 from outside the library.

My favourite bus is the P4.

[jumpinjackflash]

I am feeling a little depressed today. I can't decide whether I should pound the treadmill for half an hour to release the endorphins or go to the local bar and get hammered.

[KidKruger]

alcohol and depression, man, that's not a good combo.

[maxxi]

I saw a London bus today that wasn't red. I saw one a few weeks ago that wasn't red also but that was a different colour to the one I saw today. The one I saw today was (predominantly) white.

[Salsaboy]

Looks like it's going to rain again. Perhaps I should get my washing in.

[Atticus]

First grey pube

[Annette Curtain]

Atticus Wrote:

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> First grey pube

Ewwwww...

And I nearly ordered Nasi Goreng

Lots of flags in the Olympics have red in I notice

[Guest]

I got a message on a dating website from a man over 40 who actually looked and sounded quite pleasant.

[KidKruger]

The fried plantain at the stall on North Cross market had been mildly over-fried.

[uncleglen]

Sainsbury's re-use the flimsy orange carriers when you get a home delivery. I found an antiseptic wipe in its wrapper in the bottom of one bag.

[LondonLogCo]

They also give you the oldest items on the shelves

Did you reuse the used wipe

Maybe?

[uncleglen]

It was in its wrapper unused so I used it and I am still alive so it hadn't been tampered with.

[Annette Curtain]

Oxford is nice

I'm home now

[Annette Curtain]

There's a dead fly (possibly living/trapped by spider web stuff) on the BBC camera. The one filming from high up at the Olympic stadium

[Salsaboy]

I saw that as well!

[KidKruger]

I saw that blurry black blemish on the picture too !

Now if it gets removed it surely cannot be reported here as it will no longer be inane, having been reported and discussed. Perhaps the same if it's not removed, having a profile now, and all.

[maxxi]

I saw that too...

what are we talking about?

[Annette Curtain]

The Fly on the camera

(really, you had to be there)

Look out for it tonight

Does this count as news or as a side distraction of the actual event, therefore redering it inane enough for this thread

Referee please !

[red devil]

I reckon the fly was in the camera, Jeff Goldblum stylee...

[Annette Curtain]

Is it a blue bottle or a horse fly

I'd like to know

[Salsaboy]

I've seen a house fly.