Utterly inane news thread

[Loz]

Otta Wrote:

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> I was quite surprised to find a few people with

> the same name as me on FB.

>

> Both of my kids will probably be unique.

You didn't call any of your kids 'Cockwomble", did you?

[El Pibe]

a looong time ago i made a bet i'd call my first born slartibartfast.

I paid up.

Cockwomble is a great word.

[BrandNewGuy]

Jeremy Wrote:

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> I'd never met, or heard of, anybody who shared my

> name. Until in the first year of uni, I was

> watching a movie with a few of my new pals, and

> one of the characters was a psychopathic sexual

> predator with the same name as me. How we (they)

> laughed.

That used to be one of my great fears ? that some real-life mass murderer would have my name. How many Fred or Rosemary Wests were tempted to change their names?

[El Pibe]

It always saddens me that www.yournotme.com died.

[LadyNorwood]

Loz Wrote:

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> Otta Wrote:

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> > I was quite surprised to find a few people with

> > the same name as me on FB.

> >

> > Both of my kids will probably be unique.

>

> You didn't call any of your kids 'Cockwomble", did

> you?

Cockwomble - the b*stard child of Madame Cholet and Emu....

[StraferJack]

try living with "John Smith" as a name...

[Otta]

Loz Wrote:

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> Otta Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

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> > I was quite surprised to find a few people with

> > the same name as me on FB.

> >

> > Both of my kids will probably be unique.

>

> You didn't call any of your kids 'Cockwomble", did

> you?

No, it's Cock-Womble. Sounds posher if it's double barrelled innit.

[Jeremy]

Mr Coque-Wombl?

[Alan Medic]

I just noticed Otta got my joke.