Utterly inane news thread

[Otta]

I'm quite tired today.

[jumpinjackflash]

I just renewed my tax disc - it expires 31st August 2012.

[LondonLogCo]

Otta Wrote:

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> I'm quite tired today.

Must be all hat paddling pool huffin & puffin

I'm at work now

[Guest]

KidKruger Wrote:

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> sure:

Thanks. I like a historical artefact, me.

[maxxi]

Ms B Wrote:

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> KidKruger Wrote:

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> > sure:

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> Thanks. I like a historical artefact, me.

There is an opportunity for a poor phonetic-pun-type joke to be made here.

Wondering if saying it would be utteringly inane.

Probably.

[Huguenot]

Off to Manila tomorrow. Wonder if it's still raining.

[maxxi]

Huguenot Wrote:

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> Off to Manila tomorrow. Wonder if it's still

> raining.

running low on envelopes?

*getting the hang of this inane thing...

[Salsaboy]

Just read a text message.

[Atticus]

Pint in EDT, reading EDF and pontificating the historical economic credence of the EMF (fiscal not rock).

[Atticus]

Just edited the above post, slightly.

[Alan Medic]

Bought 4 pints of semi-skimmed milk on the way home in small shop. Use by date August 31st and price ?1.39. I had to put my glasses on to know this.

[Annette Curtain]

I like goats milk

My leg is swollen from a mosi bite

In fact each leg is swollen, from x 2 mosi bites

[Atticus]

When George Alagiah offers a (contrived) half smile when there is a feel good factor story coming up, I get annoyed.

That said, Jane Hill is a joy.

Disclaimer: this post could fit neatly into the 'tiny little things...' thread

[Annette Curtain]

Yawn

The Wolf is back, under the guise of Beer in the Evening

I give him until Friday before he's gone again

Tops

My leg hurts

[Charlotte1988]

I just made myself a coffee at work. There are 8 different types of coffee and my plan is to try each of them in turn even though all coffees taste the same to me...

[LondonLogCo]

It's midweek

Just looked at my car keys

[BrandNewGuy]

Couldn't remember the name of the cheesy 70s band Chicocry Tip for ages - then I did... obviously.

[LondonLogCo]

Mouldy old dough

They used to play that at the beginning of the banger racing at Arlington

[KidKruger]

The tally near back door has increased:

[Salsaboy]

I've just put my washing out.

[LondonLogCo]

Kk

Please count how many flies are on that paper

Even better, let's have a guess

17

[KidKruger]

42 flies

3 mosquitos

1 daddy long legs

8 fruit flies

and counting...

[red devil]

Did someone mention counting?..

 

[Help-Ma-Boab]

Just cut my fingernails again. Hoping for a reduction in frequency of cut in the winter months.

[KidKruger]

The spot on the wall in the bedroom where I lean my head when sitting-up in bed has become slightly discoloured since decorating the room three years ago.

I may post a picture of this phenomenon.