Utterly inane news thread

[Annette Curtain]

I saw a massive slug hiding in my woodpile

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Something nasty?

I've just picked up a baby snail in my kitchen.

[Salsaboy]

What line did you use?

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:

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> I've just picked up a baby snail in my kitchen.

[aquarius moon]

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:

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> Something nasty?

>

> I've just picked up a baby snail in my kitchen.

I hope you didn't hurt it. I love snails. They are so cute.

[maxxi]

I didn't know the asymmetric bars had been renamed the 'uneven' bars in the limpics. Sounds more precarious now.

[Otta]

There's a rat in the kitchen.

[jumpinjackflash]

you need to fix that rat that's what you need to do, you need to fix that rat.

[Jeremy]

Thinking of getting some PVC sash windows.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

That's not utterly inane news, Jeremy, it's a declaration of war.

[Otta]

Last night I finally set up windows media centre on my xbox 360.

I watched a film.

It bwas good.

[Jeremy]

I had an M&S ready meal last week. I was working late and didn't want to cook, so I just grabbed something quick from M&S at London Bridge.

[Otta]

Oooo Jeremy, that'll get Strafer's blood boiling!

[Guest]

I had to paint one fingernail four times before I got it smooth, and then I caught it on the doorkey on the way out anyway.

[KidKruger]

There was some shouting earlier, somewhere along the street, but I think it's ceased now.

[RosieH]

M&S have not, repeat, not, discontinued my favourite lunchtime salad.

I have got two severe beer bruises on my noggin. I remember banging my head once, but the cause of the second one completely eludes me.

[uncleglen]

Found a sheet of 19 Par Avion blue stickers in the bottom of a Sainsbury's carrier today.

[jumpinjackflash]

My Canary Islands keyring in the shape of a foot has fallen off the rest of my keys and I can't get it back on.

[LondonLogCo]

My coffee tin has a wind up musical lid, complete with a merry go round print on it

And I've just eaten cereal out of a mug

[Wilhelm]

I'm wearing an old Led Zep t-shirt at work today. It's a bit tatty.

[maxxi]

Quite a few people I know are on holiday right now.

[LondonLogCo]

There's a big fox out there apparently

Farrow & Ball are to launch a new colour: Anticipation

I cant wait !

[Huguenot]

I like Ziploc bags.

[Salsaboy]

The dead fly has gone.

[LondonLogCo]

I miss the fly

I'm tired

[Otta]

My neck hurts, I think I slept funny.