Longboy Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 I think a blanket ban on all children in East Dulwich is now very overdue.Places whereby the ban should be implemented are;ALL pubs. A pen will be made available in a quiet area adjacent to the bins where children can be safely locked up if bringing them is absolutely necessary.Parks. Children will be banned from all parks in and around the ED area. This rule will have no exceptions other than between the hours of 8-10am on New Year?s day when any normal sensible human being will be fast asleep recovering from the night before.Talking in public. No one wants to hear a child let alone see one, all children will therefore be banned from talking.Restaurants/cafes. Children will most certainly eat food is a disgusting manor, therefore ALL children will be banned from eating.I hope these new measures will help bring East Dulwich into a new era where the reputation of ?yummy mummy? is finally banished forever and all children are kept indoors away from public life.Thanking you please. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/24256-child-ban-in-east-dulwich/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
katie1997 Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 Is that the best you can do? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/24256-child-ban-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-556778 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longboy Posted July 2, 2012 Author Share Posted July 2, 2012 Arr, are you one of the offenders? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/24256-child-ban-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-556780 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 1/10 Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/24256-child-ban-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-556781 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longboy Posted July 2, 2012 Author Share Posted July 2, 2012 10/10 actually. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/24256-child-ban-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-556786 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_the_chin Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 Can we have a childcatcher too? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/24256-child-ban-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-556787 Share on other sites More sharing options...
katie1997 Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 Longboy Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Arr, are you one of the offenders?Arr you a pirate? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/24256-child-ban-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-556788 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumpinjackflash Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 my nephew's response..http://www.twotsi.com/pdata/APP-1294708908-swearing-kid.jpg Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/24256-child-ban-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-556799 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidKruger Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 Agree with the pub bit, otherwise all bollox. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/24256-child-ban-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-556800 Share on other sites More sharing options...
the-e-dealer Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 > Children will most certainly eat food is a disgusting manorDo you live in a horrible house then? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/24256-child-ban-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-556804 Share on other sites More sharing options...
standswithfist Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 Is that what happened to you then? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/24256-child-ban-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-556810 Share on other sites More sharing options...
the-e-dealer Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 Why ban Blankets? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/24256-child-ban-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-556831 Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxxi Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 I once had elastic banned Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/24256-child-ban-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-556879 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_the_chin Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 jumpinjackflash Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> my nephew's response..> > http://www.twotsi.com/pdata/APP-1294708908-swearin> g-kid.jpgha, same kid here i thinkhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZP0YWTItJQ Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/24256-child-ban-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-556908 Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncleglen Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 On several occasions when I have had a trolley in the supermarket, little children have suddenly appeared from around corners and from behind their parent and run straight into my path. This is making my rare shopping trips (I used to dislike them- now I loathe them)very uncomfortable. I have decided not to take care in the supermarkets,; I am going to plug in my i-pod and become totally engrossed in the goods on the shelves like the parents of these children left to run around unsupervised. If there is a collision- well -King's is just up the road! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/24256-child-ban-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-556944 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 Still scratch my head that child haters live in a Victorian family suburb. propa hipster city life a bit too much for you Longboy? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/24256-child-ban-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-556960 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladida Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 turnstile. Job done. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/24256-child-ban-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-556964 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodrot Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 shittest thread ever Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/24256-child-ban-in-east-dulwich/#findComment-556975 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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