Honey beas

[mrs scoop]

Little scoop was too small, double scoop was ok, but the large triple scoop was just right!

[baggie]

Hi mate, its Nick from The National, you still got a swarm you need shifting?

[mrs scoop]

Hey! Pm me your telephone number and when the next one comes I'll call you! Xxxx

[ianr]

I eat my beas with honey, / I've done it all my life; / It makes the beas taste funny, / But it keeps them on the knife.

(With apologies to Anonymous and mrs scoop)