Horrible confessions...

[????]

...I am fairly, actually quite a lot, pissed on Sherry. Christmas bottle - for the MIL..she occasionally likes a tipple, I've had nearly half a bottle as the Stella ran out on Walcott's equaliser.

Harvey's Bristol fucking Cream.....SHAME on me.

[giggirl]

Ha ha. I've got a bottle of Malibu I can bring round to you once the sherry's gone.

Px

[Annette Curtain]

???? Wrote:

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> ...I am fairly, actually quite a lot, pissed on

> Sherry. Christmas bottle - for the MIL..she

> occasionally likes a tipple, I've had nearly half

> a bottle as the Stella ran out on Walcott's

> equaliser.

>

> Harvey's Bristol @#$%& Cream.....SHAME on me.

Yes ????'s

Oh the shame

And tomorrow, the other half ?

☐

[red devil]

Too early for shame Quids, wait 'til you start necking the Dubonnet...

[????]

giggirl Wrote:

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> Ha ha. I've got a bottle of Malibu I can bring

> round to you once the sherry's gone.

>

> Px

Requires a mixer I believe? Far too sophisticated for me.....crap sherry is just sugared alcohol. I've genuienely quite enjoyed it but must retire before i go for another "Schooner"

[????]

rd - Don't think I could drink a Dubonet since the puking outside a Majorcan hotel as a coach of new arrivals arrived incident 1978...even with lemonade

[Loz]

???? Wrote:

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> ...I am fairly, actually quite a lot, pissed on Sherry. Christmas bottle - for the MIL..she

> occasionally likes a tipple, I've had nearly half a bottle as the Stella ran out on Walcott's

> equaliser.

>

> Harvey's Bristol @#$%& Cream.....SHAME on me.

Well might you be ashamed. I mean, you could at least get a nice Amontillado or Oloroso. But Bristol Cream? Ugh.

[usel1999]

I look forward to a very curious

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[Otta]

You ran out of Stella with half hour left. That is poor planning!

I went the other way, and bought enough cans to guarantee I'd wake up on the living room floor at 5am with an open, but untouched can next to me.

Still have 3 in the fridge too :-)

[????]

Indeed Otta, that's what comes of asking the missus to 'pick me up a few beers on the way back from work'..... four!!

Schoolboy error

[StraferJack]

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It's not just me then

MrsStrafer offered to go out and pick some up and came back with several things she wanted and forgot the beers entirely.

[Otta]

I could have done with some time in bed though, my neck and back are very much telling me that I am too old to sleep on the floor!

[red devil]

Quids, Ots, SJ, get yerself a Man Shed, and stock up for these eventualities....amateurs!

[maxxi]

two fridges - it's the sensible solution.

[StraferJack]

Red devil. You obviously speak sense. And yet, and yet

That goober domain is almost upon me

[red devil]

The second fridge would only get filled up with SlimFast...we're talking wartime tactical operational manoeuvres here...

 

[Voyageur]

Nowt wrong with getting pissed on decent sherry, - had a blast getting tipsy on casked sherries in little bars in Cadiz last year. Harveys Bristol Cream on the other hand.....

[Annette Curtain]

Ah this has made me properly belly laugh

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Otta, I feel your pain. I've pretty much given up the drink (bar about 4 days a month)

So of course I did all of them in a row and found myself on the sofa (nearly naked) the other week

And so dehydrated, I had a tongue like a fox's tail

Nette

[Alan Medic]

Should there be a comma after 'drink' Nette or are you off the hooch just 4 days a month? 'Nearly naked' Nette, you tease! Are you Dulwich Mum?

[Annette Curtain]

  Nearly naked said:

Errr...kinda......in the right light and after a few drinks

Nette

[El Pibe]

I wished I'd stayed in with some harveys bristol cream last night.

Come three in the morning i was out back of stab & wine.

Like Danny Glover I'm getting to old for this shit.

[Otta]

Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Can honestly say I hope I never find myself in that place ever again!

[Mick Mac]

???? Wrote:

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> ...I am fairly, actually quite a lot, pissed on

> Sherry. Christmas bottle - for the MIL..

I have just thought of a new acronynm......MILILF

[Mick Mac]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> I have just thought of a new acronynm......MILILF

Just had a horrible realisation, this is a confessions thread. But this was defo just a little joke. I hope the MIL doesn't read the EDF.

[Otta]

LOL

And I hate to write LOL because it is very annoying