What Happened to Maurice???

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Where has our grumpy old friend Maurice got too?

We all know he's old and lonely so maybe we need to send out a search party to make sure he's not laying in his halway after a fall and praying for someone to knock on his door.

Maurice, come back, all is forgiven!

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

He's eloped with Louisa (should that be on the other thread?)

[Brendan]

This time of year. Skiing in the Alps?

[*Bob*]

Could someone check the doorsteps down Camberwell Grove for a surfeit of milk bottles?

Assuming they haven't all been stolen, of course.

[TillieTrotter]

Assumed you'd done him in Chav!>:D

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Haha, nah there is nothing wrong with Maurice that counselling and a good shag couldn't fix - not that I'd want to volunteer or anything!

[*Bob*]

I have a feeling you might not be the bag which Maurice is into, Chav.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

I could have offered to use my stap-on

[*Bob*]

You might need to sponge it off with a bit of Vim first.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Or afterwards!

Maybe it would be better if you go and visit the poor old sod instead.

[Jah Lush]

I wouldn't worry about him too much. He's probably lapping up the sun in Barbados at this time of year. Lucky bastard!

[*Bob*]

ChavWivaLawDegree Wrote:

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> Maybe it would be better if you go and visit the

> poor old sod instead.

Alan's closer.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

But not as young and vital as you Bob - plus I'm sure he'd give u a few quid to say thanks.

[*Bob*]

Ok. But I won't stay the night - and I charge more for kissing.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Ok but you better not hold out on me, biatch.