Erm... Hello?

[KalamityKel]

It's all ok... there was no fighting, shouting, screaming, hitting or evil looks altho everyone wanting to say something but didnt know how... ah the life of music, rehearsals and politics!

[dulwichmum]

Come on, more information please. I am hungry for gossip. I shall pour us both a large gin...

[HonaloochieB]

Budge up if you please DM, and kindly don't 'Bogart' the G&T.

Now off you go KK, tell all.

Ommiting no detail, no matter how small.

[dulwichmum]

Indeedy KalamityKell, we are waiting...

[SteveT]

That KK is such a tease, leading us on and then 'wham' she switches everything off, and goes out to enjoy her self.

How I envy her on such an occasion.

[ladida]

keef is here, keef come round for a party!!!!

[dulwichmum]

Now I am completly lost, and I haven't yet been at the sauce...

[KalamityKel]

::o have I been missed?

u want gossip? hmmm how much am I "legally" allowed to share... lol

Has something to do wiv bullying within a professional body... *sighs*

[dulwichmum]

OHMYGOD! Surely not. Come on spill, you are amongst friends - we promise not to tell a soul...

[KalamityKel]

I rocked the boat :)) had a few bite back wiv completely pointless comments but no arguing, fighting or growling... hmmm

[dulwichmum]

Dear me, with all of this information I fear that my head will explode... I want more. Perhaps I shall buy myself a copy of Heat magazine, I need some gossip with details and preferably photo's too.

Ah go on Kalam - tell us more...

[KalamityKel]

Dm sit down a focus... go really focus... are u getting any vibes? mental ones? try harder! *gives up trying to make dm read mind*

[Jah Lush]

Excuse me but I think I'm losing the will to live. Wake me up when you've finished.

[dulwichmum]

Sorry, nothing is happening for me, this is as useful as Reiki healing as far as I am concerned. Shall I pour us a drink?

[KalamityKel]

3 icecubes please :))

[dulwichmum]

Lemon?

[Moos]

Can I have a glass of red wine, please please? My ears are still stinging from a telling-off in the Serious section of the Forum. Golly gosh, and me all sweetness and light.

[SteveT]

By all means a glass of red for the young lady, it will make the hurt go away after the second glass.

[Moos]

(glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, shake of head... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

'Nother one, please.

[dulwichmum]

Then pass it over here, I need some for my cornflakes...

[KalamityKel]

surely malibu is more fitting DM :P

[dulwichmum]

Oh dear, not Malibu, perhaps gin?

[Moos]

The sun is well over the yardarm, it's definitely gin o'clock.

[KalamityKel]

Can see where ya coming from wiv the Malibu... twas only a suggestion... can't stand the stuff meself...

Hmmmm Gin.... ooooh yes!

[dulwichmum]

Lovely Kalam,

It is just that I drank a pint of Malibu when I was 16 for a bet - I just can't bear the smell of it now...