Erm... Hello?

[KalamityKel]

Where are u all? I'm lonely!

[dulwichmum]

I am here Kalam darling,

What shall we do to cause mischief?

[KalamityKel]

oooo such thoughts going thru me mind... lol

[dulwichmum]

Lets prop a bucket of water on top of this door, and I shall call Mr Popadopalopagus. He is always gets a good prank...

[KalamityKel]

I'll go get a towel ;-)

[Michael Palaeologus]

Waddles in wearing a wet suit, mask and oxygen tank

"phmmph bwurbl phimpu"

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

You have an informer!

[dulwichmum]

Sets small dog on Michael - just for a change...

[Michael Palaeologus]

Retreats to the Quiet Room!

[dulwichmum]

We are right behind you dear heart - the old gags are sometimes the best!

[KalamityKel]

*peeks in*

[KalamityKel]

Sorry I'm bored at work so I'm resurrecting this thread... where are you all?!!!

[dulwichmum]

Lets see, it is Sunday night, it is after seven pm, the poppets are on their way to bed, and I am wafting about the house (have I mentioned that it is the same size as the Tate Modern?) in an Allegra Hicks kaftan sozzled on half a bottle of Saint Veran White Burgundy (40% off if you buy six bottles - well it would have been criminal not to...)

Whats new?

[KalamityKel]

I've decided to either stand out in the rain to avoid the hundreds of kids running about the building or hide in the office and make myself comfortable... hmmmm I WANNA GO HOME!!! :(

[dulwichmum]

OHMYGOD! Where are you? Can I send you a cab? (or at least some alcohol???)

[KalamityKel]

I would love some alcohol to see me thru the evening but alas I'm not allowed to even sniff the stuff while on duty :( Altho if u have a spare sexy man u can send over so I can think nice thoughts... I won't say no ;-)

[dulwichmum]

Sex was just never enough for me! What about bank balance?

[KalamityKel]

Always helpful. One has to make sure they can look after themselves and not depend on the woman going out to hunt after all! ;-)

[Michael Palaeologus]

Tsk such shallow thoughts for a Sunday.

I have spent the day in quiet contemplation wearing nought but sack-cloth and scurdging my sinful flesh.

Most satisfying.

[KalamityKel]

r u now fully cleansed now? :-|

[Michael Palaeologus]

NO!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!

ARGGHGHGHGHGHGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KalamityKel]

Thank goodness for that! I was almost disappointed wiv ya then! ALMOST!

[KalamityKel]

So I guess everyone else is down t'pub then? :( darn it!!!!

[dulwichmum]

No, I am still here, but now I am helping to scurge Michael...

[KalamityKel]

I'm concerned wot admin is up to... everything's "new" now... STOP IT!!!

Oh DM I'm glad you have not deserted me :)) the end is nigh!