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There is talk of a Clock being suspended above Goose Green Roundabout.


If correct that will show if you are late for your appointment, and what speed you will have to attain to get there in time.

It will show how long you still have on your Parking Meter, and where the Trafic Warden is hiding.

Where the Parking spaces are available, at Sainsbury's, and near stations, and where the road is temporarily blocked by the Bin Collectors.


These will only be available via a Sat Nav.

The EDF is to become a Facebook/Google franchise - all your past posts will be declared the property of the new EDFB. They will be examined and used for commercial activity wherever appropriate - the rest will be source material for a Waitrose direct marketing campaign.



ETA: Gang Activity, Clown Activity, Lost Cat, Quiet Room and HonaloochieB are now all registered trademarks... as is ETA:

Sunday will be a day for relaxation.


The off shore Wind farms have been harnessing the smell of the sea, it had been compressed into bottles that will be released in Lordship Lane and propelled along by a Wind Vane where the locals can smell the Sea Side as they bask in the sun outside their chosen place.

At the end of the day the plastic bottles can be taken and added to those on display already dotted around the streets.


A warning to the filler of these empty plastic bottles, whilst refilling it must be remembered that these were pressurised so you could get your own back.

Annette Curtain Wrote:

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May or may not......would have thought it was guaranteed to go down.....

The Met. have set up a new division , based in the old cop house opposite the Actress - 40 strong & seconded from Operation Trident, they will spend their entire time knocking on doors & patrolling the streets looking for lost cats.They are supplied with special Cressidia Dick authority to breach any shed that could possibly harbour a missing cat , without a warrant.

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