DulwichFox Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 The second archery Law of 1363 made it obligatory for Englishmen to practise their skills with the longbow every Sunday! If I was Mayor I would bring this law back.. Fox Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/23223-if-i-was-mayor-i-would/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilhelm Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Expecting Agincourt part deux : This Time It's Regional ? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/23223-if-i-was-mayor-i-would/#findComment-540803 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salsaboy Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Yeah, against Brixton Village. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/23223-if-i-was-mayor-i-would/#findComment-540804 Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxxi Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Anyone know a good fletcher? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/23223-if-i-was-mayor-i-would/#findComment-540814 Share on other sites More sharing options...
citizenED Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I have a vision, these huge buses, single deck, with three accessible points of entry, perhaps flexible in the middle.... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/23223-if-i-was-mayor-i-would/#findComment-540820 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruffers Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Ban Estate Agent signs. Pointless eyesores. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/23223-if-i-was-mayor-i-would/#findComment-540839 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 use if with the subjunctive. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/23223-if-i-was-mayor-i-would/#findComment-540846 Share on other sites More sharing options...
guna nua Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Get dressed up every day (Sunday best) and have lunch in really nice restaurants with lovely food and wine... And probably do something good for the people ... Possibly...hmm maybe , would try to anyway (or pretend) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/23223-if-i-was-mayor-i-would/#findComment-540848 Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxxi Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Moos Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> use if with the subjunctive.speaking hypothetically of course Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/23223-if-i-was-mayor-i-would/#findComment-540850 Share on other sites More sharing options...
silverfox Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 If I were Mayor I would appoint Moos as Head of Communications Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/23223-if-i-was-mayor-i-would/#findComment-540916 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Set up my tax affairs through a limited company to reduce my tax to show what a socialist I wasorBuffoon my way into a string of lovely ladies boudoirs...tough old life Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/23223-if-i-was-mayor-i-would/#findComment-540918 Share on other sites More sharing options...
katie1997 Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 ban short people (ahem) from carrying umbrellas in the street. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/23223-if-i-was-mayor-i-would/#findComment-540927 Share on other sites More sharing options...
the-e-dealer Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Ban Estate Agents. Pointless Eyesores Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/23223-if-i-was-mayor-i-would/#findComment-540939 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annette Curtain Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 IF I were Mayor I would punch the Lib Dem leader (I can't even bring myself to say/write his name) straight in the mush every time he said 'coalition'I'd then punch the whole Tory cabinet right in the slats every time they said "the previous/last government"It would be brilliant fun & as of this moment.... "I'm running for Mayor"Vote Nette Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/23223-if-i-was-mayor-i-would/#findComment-540944 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 ...Stop spending such a disgusting amount of money on my pre-election PR campaign, stop lying about the Olympics bringing economic growth to London (did it work for Athens?), and get a bloody haircut, the idiot. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/23223-if-i-was-mayor-i-would/#findComment-540949 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandNewGuy Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 ... change my name to 'Quimby'. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/23223-if-i-was-mayor-i-would/#findComment-540967 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annette Curtain Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 http://ruletheweb.co.uk/b3ta/bus/MMJRLTHK/WHEN%20I%27M%20MAYOR..../I%20PROMISE%20TO%20RUN%20OVER%20SLY%20%26%20REGGIE./NETTE%20X/bus.jpg Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/23223-if-i-was-mayor-i-would/#findComment-541122 Share on other sites More sharing options...
the-e-dealer Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 Go Nette! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/23223-if-i-was-mayor-i-would/#findComment-541134 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peckhamgatecrasher Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 Oh Nette, darling, I just spat my coffee out. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/23223-if-i-was-mayor-i-would/#findComment-541137 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Medic Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Can you extend that to their no.1 fan UDT as well Nette? You've got my vote! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/23223-if-i-was-mayor-i-would/#findComment-541175 Share on other sites More sharing options...
the-e-dealer Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Introduce buses as long as trains. You could almost walk from East Dulwich to Peckham. I would also have Indian Takeaways on board and call them Bhindi Buses. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/23223-if-i-was-mayor-i-would/#findComment-541211 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DulwichFox Posted April 30, 2012 Author Share Posted April 30, 2012 Double-Decker-Bendy-Buses.. Yay... Fox Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/23223-if-i-was-mayor-i-would/#findComment-541217 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DulwichFox Posted April 30, 2012 Author Share Posted April 30, 2012 or.. Bendy with Not 2... Not 3... But 4 sections... Yaaayyyy Fox Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/23223-if-i-was-mayor-i-would/#findComment-541220 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs TP Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Ban cold calling door to door and on the phone. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/23223-if-i-was-mayor-i-would/#findComment-541297 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Make proper bike lanes throughout London to separate cyclists safely from cars and pedestrians. Most other major European cities have managed it so why can't we? The CS network isn't much more than route markings. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/23223-if-i-was-mayor-i-would/#findComment-541301 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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