wee quinnie Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 I've just been down in Allders and Croydon, and was amazed to see them selling the following celebrity perfumes:Alex Curran,Jade Goody,Chanelle out of BB, (you know the one who wants to be Posh spice)JordanOther ludicrous people.I am sure there were others, equally obscurc. Now, the question is: have i turned my back for 5 minutes, and suddenly everyone in the entire world has a perfume for sale? Why not me? Am I simply not orange-faced enough to merit one?I propose then that everyone on the forum come up with a name for their own perfume. I thought first of all that the name "Buh!" summed me up to a tee, then I realised, No! My perfect perfume name would be.."Oui Oui".For WEE Quinnie y'unnerstand. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2299-perfume-one-to-call-your-very-own/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peckhamgatecrasher Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Kissing Gate Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2299-perfume-one-to-call-your-very-own/#findComment-66306 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladygooner Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Eau de Emirates! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2299-perfume-one-to-call-your-very-own/#findComment-66307 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockney piers Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 PompEAUs Git Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2299-perfume-one-to-call-your-very-own/#findComment-66313 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Oh the toilet. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2299-perfume-one-to-call-your-very-own/#findComment-66314 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ant Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 For Me./obscure pun Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2299-perfume-one-to-call-your-very-own/#findComment-66315 Share on other sites More sharing options...
rifleman harris Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 'arris Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2299-perfume-one-to-call-your-very-own/#findComment-66318 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Parfume de Booze N' Fags Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2299-perfume-one-to-call-your-very-own/#findComment-66319 Share on other sites More sharing options...
peckhamboy Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Eau de problem Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2299-perfume-one-to-call-your-very-own/#findComment-66325 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annasfield Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Annas Annas (anais anais) :-S Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2299-perfume-one-to-call-your-very-own/#findComment-66345 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodie Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 I believe many of these products share the same 'odour' ingredient manufacturers.the same people that make the odours forbleach productsburgersdomestic cleaning productspoilsheslist is endless. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2299-perfume-one-to-call-your-very-own/#findComment-66358 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultraconsultancy Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Not only that, woodie, but they also make smells that induce unmediated euphoria, calm, and paranoia. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2299-perfume-one-to-call-your-very-own/#findComment-66368 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lindylou Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Eaul'd lady Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2299-perfume-one-to-call-your-very-own/#findComment-66371 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Administrator Posted January 4, 2008 Administrator Share Posted January 4, 2008 L'eaunged Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2299-perfume-one-to-call-your-very-own/#findComment-66373 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeckhamRose Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Eau dear god Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2299-perfume-one-to-call-your-very-own/#findComment-66382 Share on other sites More sharing options...
citizenED Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Dear Wee,where can I get a bottle of Other Ludicrous People.? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2299-perfume-one-to-call-your-very-own/#findComment-66385 Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDOldie Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 De Crepid Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2299-perfume-one-to-call-your-very-own/#findComment-66388 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 It took Mr/Mrs/Miss/Ms Administrator 2 hours and 21 minutes to think of that terrible pun. You could hear the cogs grinding.Eau Mr Porter. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2299-perfume-one-to-call-your-very-own/#findComment-66393 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Eau My God Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2299-perfume-one-to-call-your-very-own/#findComment-66404 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockney piers Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Yeah, but it was very funny MP. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2299-perfume-one-to-call-your-very-own/#findComment-66444 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Oui, tres bonne! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2299-perfume-one-to-call-your-very-own/#findComment-66467 Share on other sites More sharing options...
East Dulwich Angst Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Eau No! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2299-perfume-one-to-call-your-very-own/#findComment-66469 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Eau Good Grief Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2299-perfume-one-to-call-your-very-own/#findComment-66471 Share on other sites More sharing options...
East Dulwich Angst Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Eau-Der Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2299-perfume-one-to-call-your-very-own/#findComment-66472 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Eau S...! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2299-perfume-one-to-call-your-very-own/#findComment-66489 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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