mockney piers Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 I was wandering down champion hill to Denmark Hill this morning and a very well dressed gentleman in his late 50s was walking two of those yappy wandering balls of cotton wool (small dogs that crush men's spirits as my friend calls them), fat miniature poodle type things (i'm not that good on breeds) and they both laid cables and he happily wandered off. I was late for my train otherwise would have had words as he wasn't scary, but shows it's all sorts that do it. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/229-dog-excrement/page/2/#findComment-4684 Share on other sites More sharing options...
clare Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 I politely asked a gentleman of advancing years if he would pick up his dogs ,ahem ,cables as they had parked them right outside the gates of Goodrich School. I gently (yes gently dear readers ) pointed out that the school had 700 pupils and look ,some of them were approaching back from an outing this very minute........." Ive had a dog for 50 years and i'm not going to start picking it up now" (paraphrase)"YOU ARE AN IGNORANT OLD MAN THEN" (not very gently)Exit stage left and right Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/229-dog-excrement/page/2/#findComment-4697 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spymum Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Well done that Clare! Woot woot!! >:D<Honestly - he shouldn't be allowed to have a dog the silly old g*t! Mockney, as time waits for no man, you are excused, and fractionater; discretion is the better part of valour, so you get off too! I have a real bee in my bonnet about dog poo - it is vile (and like I said, if I can manage to scrape it up (*gag*) anyone can!) [spymum changes into her (fetching) cape and tights].spymum(Blog: Posh Mum) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/229-dog-excrement/page/2/#findComment-4700 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mixulee Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 The reason that tree on Melbourne Grove has No Dog Mess signs all over it is because it is outside the house of a family with a disabled child who is wheelchair bound. I imagine it's pretty unpleasant having faeces on a wheelchair so as you can imagine they're pretty active in trying to stop it. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/229-dog-excrement/page/2/#findComment-4722 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fractionater Posted March 6, 2007 Author Share Posted March 6, 2007 I think next time I will take pictures of the offending evidence and the owners on my phone, and post them on the site!perhaps if we can all do this we could have a "Hall of Shame" section on this site where local residents who mess up ED are named and shamed...publicly! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/229-dog-excrement/page/2/#findComment-4746 Share on other sites More sharing options...
blinder999 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Snap the cyclists on the pavement too, print out the pics on A4 and set up a darts game at the Goose Green Fair. You'll make a fortune. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/229-dog-excrement/page/2/#findComment-4747 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockney piers Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Sounds like a good idea as it goes. Mind you camera phone pictures especially at any distance tend to be about as useful as post office cctv stills. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/229-dog-excrement/page/2/#findComment-4749 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fractionater Posted March 6, 2007 Author Share Posted March 6, 2007 maybe we should just have a general board in the ED forum called "The ED Hall of Shame", where we can all report incidents, with or without evidence, for all kinds of "shamefull" local incidents!Who is the system administrator that can set this up? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/229-dog-excrement/page/2/#findComment-4751 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockney piers Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 That'll be administrator, I guess with a name like that it was destiny ;)http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/profile.php?9,1 Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/229-dog-excrement/page/2/#findComment-4755 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Administrator Posted March 6, 2007 Administrator Share Posted March 6, 2007 Indeed, it is I, the Administrator who can set this up, however creating a section for naming and shaming people without evidence isn't something we like the idea of. You can do so on your own thread but please have evidence to back up your statement as we would rather not get involved in legal issues if we can help it. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/229-dog-excrement/page/2/#findComment-4761 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fractionater Posted March 6, 2007 Author Share Posted March 6, 2007 No probs - howver the "evidence" could make unpleasent viewing.I will set up a thread when I catch my first "victim"! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/229-dog-excrement/page/2/#findComment-4768 Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgia Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Er.. why would anyone want to look at pics of dog s**t Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/229-dog-excrement/page/2/#findComment-4772 Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_birdseye Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Why indeed. Probably the same people who felt the need to set up ratemypoo.com Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/229-dog-excrement/page/2/#findComment-4782 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockney piers Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 I don't even want to know how you know that captain.Still, on the theory that there's a group for pretty much everything on flickr, there is, rather disturbingly a dogs pooing group.This world is one strange place.I wonder what the Mail would have to say about that? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/229-dog-excrement/page/2/#findComment-4784 Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_birdseye Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Errr, a friend of a friend told me about it. Needless to say the link is NOT SAFE FOR WORK (for those of you who can't resist typing it into your browsers!). Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/229-dog-excrement/page/2/#findComment-4789 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keef Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Excellent idea!!! >:D<Not looking at the poo, but shaming the owners... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/229-dog-excrement/page/2/#findComment-4792 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 I just saw Clarence (the dog from the Bishop) have a sh*t on Goose Green and the person who was walking him, bald bloke wearing shorts, just left it there, steaming away about 6ft from a dog pooh bin. New thread Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/229-dog-excrement/page/2/#findComment-5798 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kai Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 I think fractionater has hit the nail on the head...most of us have mobile phones....take a pic and put on the web ..a hall of shame for these selfish people...All parks should have dog exercising areas like the one on Dog Kennel Hill...my poor 3 year old can run merrily across on our way to Sainsburys without stepping in a pile of turd...maybe we should pick up for them and follow them home and post through there letter boxes or on there doorsteps and see how they like it!!! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/229-dog-excrement/page/2/#findComment-5981 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keef Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Not sure if this still stands, but in Dulwich park it used to be that the perimeter was the dog running part, and the "inside" ie. within the sandy horse track was a strictly on leads area. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/229-dog-excrement/page/2/#findComment-5986 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damo Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Dog excrement, what about the human stuff?On the pavement at the start of Upland Road this morning, a pile of human looking poo with associated toilet paper, nice.A couple of months ago in exactly the same spot (this is opposite the Garden Centre) were some poo encrusted purple pants.Could this have something to do with the secret police HQ? Someone waging a faeces based vendetta against our boys in plain clothes? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/229-dog-excrement/page/2/#findComment-6021 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fractionater Posted March 15, 2007 Author Share Posted March 15, 2007 I'd blame the Pikey's from Peckham for that! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/229-dog-excrement/page/2/#findComment-6027 Share on other sites More sharing options...
snorky Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 Damo Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Dog excrement, what about the human stuff?> > On the pavement at the start of Upland Road this> morning, a pile of human looking poo with> associated toilet paper, nice.> > A couple of months ago in exactly the same spot> (this is opposite the Garden Centre) were some poo> encrusted purple pants.> > Could this have something to do with the secret> police HQ? Someone waging a faeces based vendetta> against our boys in plain clothes?Skageheads have a habiot of soiler their keks on a frequent basis - get yourself into Brixton one evening and check o0ut the Skaggy poos in public view Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/229-dog-excrement/page/2/#findComment-6210 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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