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Have seen a couple of Live rats in my garden in the last couple of months.


Found a Dead Rat in the garden this morning. with 100's of maggots.

Was going to leave the maggots to do their thing but did not want 100's of Flies getting into the house.


I have poured lots of bleach on the corpse but need advice as to what to do with it.


Can a dead rat be double bagged and put in the green Bin. ??

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diable rouge Wrote:

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> The Council collected a dead fox from a

> neighbour's garden, not sure how they view rats

> though, perhaps give them a call?...



Hi DR I've just got through to Southwark Council and advised me to Double Bag and put in GREEN bin


Foxy .

Captain Marvel Wrote:

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> When our two gerbils Ronnie and Reggie died, we

> buried them at sea

>

> If you know what I mean



do you mean you dropped em in a wood chipper, scooped up the minced remains into black bags, drove up to scarborough and chucked them in the north sea?

DulwichFox Wrote:

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>

> I have poured lots of bleach on the corpse but

> need advice as to what to do with it.


The appropriate action all depends on the religion. I don?t know what religion would go in for bleach and the green bin though? Was it own-brand bleach from the Co-op? At least they?re in the right line of business.


For future ref, most of us are ratafarian. We like to wait until everyone?s peckish, then we roll a fat one and gather round the deceased. Not when she?s been bleached like a 1980?s mullet though! What a waste of good maggots!

dulwichrat Wrote:

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> DulwichFox Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> >

> > I have poured lots of bleach on the corpse but

> > need advice as to what to do with it.

>

> The appropriate action all depends on the

> religion. I don?t know what religion would go in

> for bleach and the green bin though? Was it

> own-brand bleach from the Co-op? At least they?re

> in the right line of business.

>

> For future ref, most of us are ratafarian. We like

> to wait until everyone?s peckish, then we roll a

> fat one and gather round the deceased. Not when

> she?s been bleached like a 1980?s mullet though!

What a waste of good maggots!

They were 'miniscule' Silver coloured not the type you could use for fishing.

Smaller than a grain of rice.


DulwichFox

There's a rat in me cloche what am I gonna do?

There's a rat in me cloche what am I gonna go?

I'm gonna fix that rat that's what I'm gonna do,

I'm gonna fix that rat.

DulwichFox you open your mouth you don't talk, you shout

And you give every body the blame,

But when they catch you up,

They will shut you up

And you got no one to blame

[Chorus]


There's a rat in me cloche

DulwichFox you out on the street,

You practice lies and deceit

And you scandalize my name

But when I catch you up

I'm gonna pull you up

I'm gonna check-out inside your brain

[Chorus]


When yo deh pon the scene,

DulwichFox you make everyone scream

Because they know your so unjust

But when they catch you up

They will kick you up

Because you someone they cannot trust

[Chorus]

Cremate it. If you have a garden you will have things to burn. Make sure dry and a warm stillish day so the flames go straight up and you don't get the garden bonfire police onto you (my neighbour would burn damp grass cuttings, that covered the whole area in acrid smoke). Conditions today fine. Thanks for the distraction from my task list.

Lynne Wrote:

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> Why not just bury it? And bleach is very harmful

> to other things when it gets into the soil



It was on flag stones and was washed away within half an hour..


I have 2 small strips of soil stones and rubble down either side of my tiny garden.

Burial was not a realistic option.

WTF you two


Sounds like tips for mob members to get rid of dead bodies


Now piggies, they will eat anything


Brick Top: I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig sh!t, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."

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