To all of ED's limp-wristed liberals

[jelly]

When one becomes a liberal, he or she pretends to advocate tolerance, equality and peace, but hilariously, they're doing so for purely selfish reasons. It's the human equivalent of a puppy dog's face: an evolutionary tool designed to enhance survival, reproductive value and status. In short, liberalism is based on one central desire: to look cool in front of others in order to get love. Preaching tolerance makes you look cooler, than saying something like: 'Please lower my taxes.' - Greg Gutfeld

[jelly]

That's an open reply to all the cowardly emails I've received.