Cleaning Clowns

[El Pibe]

I'm well aware that their massive flappy feet can actually damage ones washing machine and the red noses are prone to running into their white frills.

Does anyone have any suggestions how I can get some of the local feral clowns clean whilst keeping my children safe?

[Loz]

Try Krusty's Klown Kleaner. Available at Waitrose on Lordship Lane, near the kids section.

[jctg]

eh?

[katie1997]

There's a new drive-thru* Clownwash on East Dulwich Road. I'm surprised you missed their advertising trailer /4x4.

*(You have to remove their bow ties first though.)

[Salsaboy]

But what about clowns that are wearing waterproof make-up? How do you deal with that?

[Lost Yorkshire Man]

Be Careful what you wish for

[*Bob*]

You can launder them in your machine at home, but some areas of the clown - such as the pocket - are notoriously difficult to get really clean.

[maxxi]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> You can launder them in your machine at home, but

> some areas of the clown - such as the pocket - are

> notoriously difficult to get really clean.

Easy - just use the Wizard's Sleeve technique (something to do with turning it inside out.

[TheArtfulDogger]

Salsaboy Wrote:

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> But what about clowns that are wearing waterproof

> make-up? How do you deal with that?

use the clowns water filled flowers of course - silly

[Huguenot]

Serguie wasn't particularly bright. Everyone nose you need to run out a cotton reel from the launderette to make sure you get back before Nick Kamen messes with your pants.

[HAL9000]

Everyone nose...

Was that just an amusing typo or a deep and scary Coulrophobic Freudian slip? :)

[Stevelock]

What on earth?

[Huguenot]

Typo? Typo?

That was a British Heritage Quality Pun that was.