What is wrong with post code shame?

[*Bob*]

two hats?

twohats?

twhats

tw*ts?

Do I win a prize?

[mockney piers]

I'll buy you a harveys bristol cream if you come along tonight *bob*

I demand that you wear these so we can recognise you

 

[KalamityKel]

I still don't get the connection between that and my very tuneful nursery rhyme :|

[*Bob*]

I'm more of a Cinzano man, Mockney.. alas I'm doing dinner for ten Chez *Bob* ce soir.

[Brendan]

Now *Bob* staying in and over-eating isn?t going to make you feel any better.

[Asset]

haggis involved *bob*?

[*Bob*]

Actually I'd completely forgotten about that. And, as it happens, there will be a 'Scotch' element amongst the guests. So I suppose we'll all be hearing that bloody poem again before the night is out.

[citizenED]

After the Dog, all round to *Bob*'s for some left over tatties and nips.

[*Bob*]

Head for 'Selbourne Village', knock on some doors and ask for 'Alan' - that's my real name.