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Ok who will do a test purchase I suggest along the lines of;


"Excuse me do you have an organic elderflower sorbet,"


"No mate - just what's on the list"


"Oh you really ought to expand your product range you know - sorbets are all the rage - this is East Dulwich you know - the new Notting Hill"


"Eff off - either buy summat or p*ss off".


"Ok - 2 Es and an eight of weed please"


"Now you're talking - 40 squids"


Buy them and note the number of the van and then either spend the rest of the night off your t?ts loving the fact that a new door to door service has come to your notice and spend all night posting pointless non-sequiters on the EDF OR


Ring Crimewatch and keep the contraband in a sealed baggie whilst waiting for plod.


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