Ice scream van

[Earl Aelfheah]

It's a bit of a conspicuous way to sell drugs I'd have thought.

[ibilly99]

Ok who will do a test purchase I suggest along the lines of;

"Excuse me do you have an organic elderflower sorbet,"

"No mate - just what's on the list"

"Oh you really ought to expand your product range you know - sorbets are all the rage - this is East Dulwich you know - the new Notting Hill"

"Eff off - either buy summat or p*ss off".

"Ok - 2 Es and an eight of weed please"

"Now you're talking - 40 squids"

Buy them and note the number of the van and then either spend the rest of the night off your t?ts loving the fact that a new door to door service has come to your notice and spend all night posting pointless non-sequiters on the EDF OR

Ring Crimewatch and keep the contraband in a sealed baggie whilst waiting for plod.

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[tommy]

Everyone knows the chimes mean they've run out of ice cream...

[dubluke]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_Ice_Cream_Wars Glasgow do it proper