Caption Contest

[madmanhoagy]

Look at this picture and try to come up with funny, inventive ideas for what is being said. Eack week I will choose the 10 best, congratulate the winners and put up a new one. Next week I will use pictures from ED but i'll have to use a random one for now.

[Dulwich Born And Bred]

You are so lucky having big bosoms that need strapping up! I have to make do with these small babies!

[SimonM]

"Okay Carruthers...hand over the microfilm"

[Michael Palaeologus]

Dulwichmum and Ana go shopping

[lozzyloz]

I said where did you hide the RUGS!!

[SimonM]

>>Dulwichmum and Ana go shopping<<

I think that is really brave of you - where should I address the wreath? :))

[TillieTrotter]

Frank says "How comes I always get the itchy dress when we're going on the pull Bernard?"

[SeanMacGabhann]

"We used to be quite handy when Charlton used to sponsor the ladies team but since they pulled the plug on the finance it's make mend and do.. "

[citizenED]

Girl at the back; "oh, sh!t: not nits again!"

[dulwichmum]

Dear SimonM,

Send the wreath to the Quiet Room, where Michael will be lying in (a) state...

My caption;

"OHMYGOD, Michael! You could almost have passed for a lady if it were not for the overpowering smell of cabbage"

[Annasfield]

Girl at the back...

"If I swallow all these hats, will I look like that"

[Brendan]

?Listen Piers I know it?s uncomfortable and I promise next year we?ll get some professional entertainment for the forum Christmas party.?

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Psst - noone's looking, get the Foxton flyers out.

[spadetownboy]

"how you think you pull pretty english boy dressed like that, quick the eurostar coming"

[gerry]

I think I've got the tail......

[Keef]

"Oh mother, this fancy dress party will be such fun, are you the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, or the Michelin Man? Here, help zip me in to my Sound of Music costume"

"You girl, stop sulking in the corner and clean this place up before the guests arrive"

[spadetownboy]

where,s that john book got to, we,ve got another barn to build

[LizzygotDizzy]

"I know I put them somewhere, my chicken fillets aint slipped round my back have they Agnes?"

[Jah Lush]

I warned you about making a rod for you own back.

[cdonline]

The Clock's staff go ye olde worlde in last dicth attempt to lure back punters.

[nutty]

I appear to have a bee in my bonnet! I'm not sure if it's one of those foxtons or cafe nero ones but it's definitely of the unwanted chains variety.

[Keef]

Well you're certainly not a yummy mummy, look, the girl is ashamed of you!

[bagpuss78]

*Ping!* "Mary-anne-Louise it wasn't funny the first time you pinged my bra and it's still not funny!"

[Maurice]

"If it doth please the Planning Committee, I refer you to photo exhibit A as evidence of the ill health inflicted on ED by Cafe Nero serving food".

[atila the gooner]

Don't be silly, of course we're not men in drag, we're LADIES!!!!!