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By tarafitness
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DulwichFox

DulwichFox

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herrd Wrote:

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> Foxy, the bottles were there long before this

> thread made it to EDF...


That's My very Point...


People do things to get Publicity.


Who ever is doing this knows this.


Thinks they are like 'Banksy'


people here are treating them like Banksy


Last time I will post on the subject.


Fox

herrd

herrd

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people here are treating them like Banksy


Last time I will post on the subject.


Fox


No, unless I'm mistaken, most people here are treating him/her like a prat who pisses in bottles in a mildly disgusting/perplexing manner, and it happens to be amusing to post about. Banksy? Sounds like you're the one elevating urine to art. Maybe get a job on the Turner Prize judging panel?

computedshorty

computedshorty

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Bottles on Display


I thought that we can catch this man,

so I sat down and devised this plan.

I will park my Camper near to the wall,

To keep my calm and not loose my cool.


It's getting dusk so hard to see clearly,

must keep awake and not get dreary.

Here comes a car, it came to a stop.

his car is in the way I can?t see a lot


Peeping out from behind my curtain,

just what he is doing I cant be certain..

He has come up to the door of my van,

I wonder then, what is now his plan.


A knock on the door, I have no choice,

I must open, as I can hear his voice.

He stood there holding onto my door,

To face him, I could fall through the floor.


?Excuse me lady, sorry to disturb tonight?

? I have got no empty bottles for my plight.?

? I really don't know what else I can do,?

Do you think I could use your Campers Loo?

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MaxA200

MaxA200

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Can someone explain what this pee bottles is about.

I guess is about p.....y

Young pet white dark hairy fur blue eyes

Was worrying to see poor animal. Didn't want to tell

me who did it but is this what I saw this poor little thing

hidding her tummy. Probably is not black fur but the opposite !

who knows.

Only me!

Only me!

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Assuming that the bottles do contain Pee? (& I am not offering to do a test ... smell, taste ... or otherwise!)

what law/by-law is actually being broken?

Littering? Certainly.

Anti-Social Behaviour? Almost certainly.

But is there a specific regulation about human waste (as yet unproven) being dumped in the street?


It seems that gentle polite ribbing has not deterred the culprit yet, so what actually can be done to make the point in a way that will be taken seriously?

As it really needs to stop. Any hint of warm weather or spillage will make this a very unpleasant habit.

tarafitness

tarafitness

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ChristopherH Wrote:

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> thats never pee in the comfort bottle!



No, the comfort bottle arrived a couple of days before the others did...


I suspect the comfort bottle was left by somebody entirely different... perhaps someone who read this thread and wanted to add to the problem?


what a joker *sigh*

benmorg

benmorg

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Jeremy Wrote:

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> I still don't think the colour's right for urine,

> even if the person was rather dehydrated. And all

> the bottles are full... does the driver keep the

> bottle in his car until it's full?



Have a look at the colour of these ones:

http://mobile.corkindependent.com/news/newslistitem/4959

http://www.eadt.co.uk/news/lawshall_more_than_60_bottles_of_urine_found_in_suffolk_village_1_1182461

http://www.flickriver.com/groups/truckerbombs/pool/interesting/

http://www.flickr.com/groups/truckerbombs/pool/page2/

maxxi

maxxi

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I think the Cork lads have it right...


"There have also been rumours of the urine being used as fertiliser or indeed, as part of research into the generation of hydrogen fuel from the urine, but these are unconfirmed."


... yes, it's the ED green party R&D dept.

benmorg

benmorg

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maxxi Wrote:

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> I think the Cork lads have it right...

>

> "There have also been rumours of the urine being

> used as fertiliser or indeed, as part of research

> into the generation of hydrogen fuel from the

> urine, but these are unconfirmed."

>

> ... yes, it's the ED green party R&D dept.


I'm surprised ED's allotment owners aren't fighting over this stuff.. all those free nitrates. And if the cab driver has kidney disease or an STD, plenty veg-friendly other minerals too. And all 100% natural.

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