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If my children end up being annoying I?m going to leave some ridiculous request like having my head stuffed and brought out once a year at Christmas and set on the dinner table.


Or there is that thing where they take your ashes and make you into a diamond. I would quite like to be made into a diamond and then fashioned into a nipple ring for dusky belly dancer.

My Dad (bless him) wishes to be put on a wooden boat, have it set alight, and then push it off (!) towards France. And I quote "that way, those bloody frogs have all the inconveniance, and not you!".


Not sure what the coastguard might say, but it would be fun.


Something like this but without the family in vikiing costumes:


http://norwoodmatt.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/VikingFuneralByFrankDiscksee.jpg

david_carnell Wrote:

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> My Dad (bless him) wishes to be put on a wooden

> boat, have it set alight, and then push it off (!)

> towards France. And I quote "that way, those

> bloody frogs have all the inconveniance, and not

> you!".

>

> Not sure what the coastguard might say, but it

> would be fun.

>

> Something like this but without the family in

> vikiing costumes:

>

> http://norwoodmatt.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/

> VikingFuneralByFrankDiscksee.jpg



>:D<

Hey


I am disapointed with this thread


Opened it up thinking it was containing new information on the TV series "Life on Mars" and what do I find a bunch of morbid people talking about their funerals and what to do with their ashes.... most disapointed and just before Christmas too.....




(actually if anyone has a good idea for ashes then let me know as my father has been under the wardrobe for nearly 5 years now and we still don't know what to do with him....::o )

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