???? Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 Milliband goesAt least one country leaves EurozoneUK gets just one track and field Gold medal in the OlympicsMan City win LeagueSpuds relegatedAt least One bar/pub on LL goes bust Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/21206-predictions-for-2012/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted January 2, 2012 Author Share Posted January 2, 2012 ooops probably better in Lounge if an Admin wants to move it! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/21206-predictions-for-2012/#findComment-511046 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huguenot Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 Four strike days on the LU admist demands for 6 days off for every working day with a 'y' in it. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/21206-predictions-for-2012/#findComment-511053 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 Ireland win Euro 2012. I then get very drunk and miss the Olympics. The former mexican restaurant on LL reinvents itself yet again? White Stuff gets some brightly coloured stock in? Henry fails to score for Arsenal (ignoring handball goals)House prices ??? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/21206-predictions-for-2012/#findComment-511066 Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxxi Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 Terrorist strike at Olympics turns out to be work of disgruntled employee Coalition collapsesPound Shop opens on LLNational Day of Celebration as Frank Lampard fucks off to USATax on advertising and falling house prices sees increase in ED 'yard sales' Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/21206-predictions-for-2012/#findComment-511081 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DulwichFox Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 Lordship Lane is Pedestrianized and all traffic diverted through Dulwich Park and Dulwich Village. The Bishop gives away Free Beer and Shots. 6 more Indian Restaurants open on Lordship Lane. Fox Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/21206-predictions-for-2012/#findComment-511090 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJKillaQueen Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 Iceland on LL expands into a superstore.ED launches the nations first missing feline helpline.And Iran. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/21206-predictions-for-2012/#findComment-511096 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annette Curtain Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 2012 will be followed by 2013George Michael keels overDavid Lammy writes new book : What the f*ck now then. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/21206-predictions-for-2012/#findComment-511100 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyDeliah Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 You probably know what mine are!1. US make public their plan to invade Iran 2. US citizens protest and get banged up indefinitely by the US military via NDAA3. US declare state of emergency and suspend elections4. US actually invade Iran (or get Israel to do it for them)5. China and Russia get the hump and join in6. World war 3 and Armageddon! Happy New Year everyone! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/21206-predictions-for-2012/#findComment-511452 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieH Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 My prediction:Plus ?a change, plus c'est la m?me chose. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/21206-predictions-for-2012/#findComment-511468 Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxxi Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 RosieH Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> My prediction:> > Plus ?a change, plus c'est la m?me chose.Is that something to do with the Euro? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/21206-predictions-for-2012/#findComment-511504 Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pibe Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 LD, Has New Nexus been hacking your account ;)Mind you "4. US actually invade Iran (or get Israel to do it for them)."I'm not sure Israel can even reach Iran let alone invade it. (not to mention they lost a war against a small guerilla force recently, not sure how they'd fare agasint an army of half a million).Ok here goes.1. Andy Murray won't win a grand slamerrrr that's it. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/21206-predictions-for-2012/#findComment-511558 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otta Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Liverpool won't win the league.I'll get older by about 12 months.I probably won't get wiser. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/21206-predictions-for-2012/#findComment-511568 Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxxi Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Otta Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Liverpool won't win the league.> > I'll get older by about 12 months.> > I probably won't get wiser.About? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/21206-predictions-for-2012/#findComment-511621 Share on other sites More sharing options...
computedshorty Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 I predict that I shall have to get a Chair Lift fitted to my bungalow, and a new ladder to my upper bunk bed.I think that I will have to have my Zimmer converted to be used by using it as a skooter on wheels pushed by one leg.I had thoughts of tying a string to my Gozunder pot to pull it up to my bed, I will have to rethink that as I cant lower it carefully enough for my wifes sake, in the lower bed. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/21206-predictions-for-2012/#findComment-511639 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 1. Spurs win the League and FA Cup double.2. Pigs will fly.Hope I'm right about the first one. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/21206-predictions-for-2012/#findComment-511672 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annette Curtain Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Jah Lush Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> 1. Spurs win the League and FA Cup double.> 2. Pigs will fly.> > Hope I'm right about the first one.Number 2. More likelyNumber 1. Less likely:)) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/21206-predictions-for-2012/#findComment-512052 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyDeliah Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Ok, am I allowed to change 'invade' to 'bomb the crap out of' for Israel? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/21206-predictions-for-2012/#findComment-512063 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL9000 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Nuclear Safety Regulators will gradually come to realise that the future definition of an 'unpredictable' event will not include powerful undersea subduction-zone earthquakes followed by mega tsunamis causing simultaneous core meltdowns at three Boiling Water Reactors situated on the east coast of Japan. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/21206-predictions-for-2012/#findComment-512070 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheArtfulDogger Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 hmmm1. a CPZ will be introduced into East Dulwich against the wishes of the residents2. the CPZ will expand3. no one will be able to park anywhere in ED 4. the local councillors will be voted out in favour of 3 trained chimps from Zippos circus (called See no CPZ, Hear No CPZ and Speak no CPZ) 5. The existance of God will be finally proved, much to the disgust of Allah 6. God will then prove that he is also Allah and seek help for his self disgust (see 5)7. Lord Lucan will be found alive and well drinking in the CPT8. a 500 to one outsider will win the grand national9. Europe will be saved (for a rainy day) oh and this posting will be deleated as it mentions two religions at the same time !! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/21206-predictions-for-2012/#findComment-512156 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Chevalier Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 1) Southwark will review and adjust the format of bins and / or collection schedule2) The Waitrose debate will break the 40 page barrier with not a store in sight3) A new group of blame figures will emerge (bankers, politicians, press) - 2012, the year of the stevedores?4) Sainsburys will revise its parking policies incurring the ire of ED mothers5) A new scandal will envelop a high profile (or high frequency) forum poster6) East Dulwich will develop its very own cheese to be sold at exorbitant cost on LL7) I will become a dad and write increasingly obtuse posts due to sleep deprivation Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/21206-predictions-for-2012/#findComment-512172 Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pibe Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 I quite enjoyed these from KOW. I think he's either being too pessemistic, rather premature or both, but some of it made me chuckle.kings of war[/url]]1. The Euro will not survive. It is manifestly untenable. The can cannot be kicked further down the road. The next time it is tried the foot will break before the can goes anywhere. The political shenanigans of European leaders to stave off the implosion are just that: shenanigans. European economies will tank hard this year and there will be considerable social unrest as a result. The best that can be said is that the residuum of wealth, low-cost security, and cheap opiates will probably see us through the worst of it until the Baby Boomers have largely died off. The life prospects of today?s under 10s are probably pretty good, the over 40s will be OK too, but everybody in between is going to get hammered. Domestic security will be preoccupied with preventing these righteously pissed-off people from breaking too much stuff.2. China?s economy will slow past its societal stall point as the economic model of paying people to work hard in poor countries to equip poor people working not at all in rich countries with vast quantities of cheap plastic commodities deservedly fails on moral and common sense imperatives. Their economy will tank hard too and already existing social unrest will metastasise in the absence of any plausible political palliatives. Security in the Pacific will be preoccupied with a half-risen China attempting to fill the gap between their people?s expectations and their reality with jingoistic nationalism.3. The ?Arab Spring? will achieve the hybridisation of secular authoritarian regimes with extreme religious elements. The inherently unstable resulting governments will only be able to unify on a policy of greater belligerency toward Israel to which they will turn again and again; otherwise both sides, recognising the situation will ultimately collapse, will act accordingly?elements of the old regime will continue stealing everything they can and moving it to places abroad where they may decamp while the new elements will work on building up their control of arsenals.4. The United States can provide no global leadership in dealing with these problems because it is itself broke and tired, its current president is a man devoid of feck, and his opponents are reckless or weird, or reckless and weird. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/21206-predictions-for-2012/#findComment-512254 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Yorkshire Man Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Captain Scarlet will be appreciated for his geniusness... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/21206-predictions-for-2012/#findComment-512258 Share on other sites More sharing options...
katie1997 Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 GlobalGreece will leave the Eurozibe.Norway's exploration and development of new oil and gas potential will be phenomenal.Extra-virgin cold-pressed rapeseed oil will become the new olive oil.SE22-relatedThe Curry Club will once again venture outside SE22 shock horror to the home of the Balti.The CPT will controversially be renamed to The Third Place only to revert to its former glory as The Crystal Palace Tavern, after much ado.Obligatory category for yearly predictionsNew diet craze will be the 17-Day Diet.New fitness item will be Kangoo Fitness Boots. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/21206-predictions-for-2012/#findComment-514006 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 No more riots, instead a 3rd Summer of Love;Riots break out when Oasis reform.Ketamine, just say neigh;Polish feminine hygiene products will be the new high.A team from Manchester will win the Premier League;A team from Glasgow will win the Scottish League.A team from Spain will win the Champions League;A team from Spain will win Euro 2012.Milliband goes;Milliband returns.The CPT becomes the CPZ;The EDT remains SH*T.Friends the Reunion;Sue and DJKQ become best friends. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/21206-predictions-for-2012/#findComment-514042 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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